The 23 Things We Learned at Def Con II...

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By: The White Ninja, Wild Child, and Thrine

  1. Cowz Fear Doom 2.
  2. Casino Carpeting is K-Rad.
  3. Cantonese restaurant owners are assholes.
  4. Casino CoCot refund operators are very polite.
  5. Kewl casinos wire their whole PBX through the Hacker Convention Room.
  6. Circus Circus Conference Conference!
  7. Strippers use cellular.
  8. Don't hold your breasts on amusement rides!
  9. 1790
 10. Casino Cable is a profitable enterprise.
 11. Hack my Barbie!
 12. If he looks like a fed and smells like a fed, he's probably a decoy.
 13. If she looks like a prostitute and smells like a prostitute, she's
     probably 12 years old.
 14. Always try the change machine twice.
 15. After hacking into a Casino's computer, any self respecting hacker
     will sell the information he has gained to another Casino down the
     street.
 16. DT is selling conference tapes for those who don't remember the
     conference the next morning.
 17. They expect you to be perverted in Vegas.
 18. The Cellular telephone is more than a tool, ITS A WEAPON!
 19. Mini-bibles burn well and really throw a lot of heat.
 20. Some Casino's DO tolerate people who pass out in the middle of the
     convention room floor.
 21. The truly 31337 hack the convention!
 22. The SPA uploads the BBeSt fresh 0-day warez!!!!!
 23. I'll trade you my fed doll for your DT doll.
     Kewl Quotes:
          "What is YOUR opinion of Well security?" Gray Area
          "A paranoid person is one who is well informed." Death Addict
          "Fear the Government that fears your Cryptography!" Curt Karnow
          "Governments have killed more people than murderers!" Phil
          Zimmermann
          "ME!? I'm not a FED!!! He's the fed!!!" Fed
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     Aleph One / aleph1@dfw.net