1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,999 We're up on the confidence screen? 2 00:00:01,999 --> 00:00:02,999 Not the big screen. 3 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:03,999 There we go. 4 00:00:03,999 --> 00:00:03,999 Advance one slide so she can make sure everything 5 00:00:03,999 --> 00:00:04,999 is in frame. 6 00:00:04,999 --> 00:00:05,999 Oh, hey! 7 00:00:05,999 --> 00:00:07,667 Wait, you two have the same hat. 8 00:00:07,667 --> 00:00:09,083 (Laughter.) Mine is cooler. 9 00:00:09,083 --> 00:00:10,083 Has fewer brains. 10 00:00:10,083 --> 00:00:11,083 His is more pimp. 11 00:00:11,083 --> 00:00:12,417 Everybody in the hall? 12 00:00:12,417 --> 00:00:15,042 If you want to win prices and have shots, come in here. 13 00:00:15,042 --> 00:00:18,000 Everybody in the hall, shots for the winners in this room. 14 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:19,626 Not TB shots, you jack-wagon. 15 00:00:19,626 --> 00:00:19,626 (Speaker away from microphone.) I believe we have 16 00:00:19,626 --> 00:00:21,375 Skye vodka and what is the other one? 17 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:22,459 We also have crack. 18 00:00:22,459 --> 00:00:23,501 Smack you so hard. 19 00:00:23,501 --> 00:00:24,501 You know what? 20 00:00:24,501 --> 00:00:26,999 I'll give you a shot if you'll take it straight up. 21 00:00:26,999 --> 00:00:27,999 Come on. 22 00:00:27,999 --> 00:00:28,999 It's free. 23 00:00:28,999 --> 00:00:30,584 You don't have to be a winner. 24 00:00:30,584 --> 00:00:31,999 But you have to drink it. 25 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:33,876 Yeah, I just want to see you drink it. 26 00:00:33,876 --> 00:00:35,042 Are these bottles open? 27 00:00:35,042 --> 00:00:36,042 Nope. 28 00:00:36,042 --> 00:00:37,042 If you want to. 29 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:37,042 I figured everyone would feel better if they were closed, 30 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:38,042 then opened in here. 31 00:00:38,042 --> 00:00:39,999 Ladies and gentlemen, DC Awards. 32 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,167 (Applause.) RUSS: Good morning, DEF CON. 33 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:42,167 (Cheering.) RUSS: I say that because probably half 34 00:00:42,167 --> 00:00:44,000 of you just got out of bed, didn't you? 35 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,999 And the other half of going right back to bed once we've emptied the bottles. 36 00:00:47,999 --> 00:00:48,999 Bye! 37 00:00:48,999 --> 00:00:49,999 We'll miss you. 38 00:00:49,999 --> 00:00:51,167 Welcome to DEF CON awards. 39 00:00:51,167 --> 00:00:52,167 I am Russ. 40 00:00:52,167 --> 00:00:53,167 This is Jericho. 41 00:00:53,167 --> 00:00:55,834 And over here we have the invisible Dark Tangent. 42 00:00:55,834 --> 00:00:58,542 He was here Year 1 and has been missing in action since. 43 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:01,083 If you see him in the hallways, tell him we're here. 44 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,250 Let's talk a little bit about what the awards are, how it works. 45 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,250 First slide is why. 46 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,918 Why did we do the DEF CON Awards? 47 00:01:06,918 --> 00:01:07,918 Right? 48 00:01:07,918 --> 00:01:07,918 We have people that sit around and complain or brag 49 00:01:07,918 --> 00:01:09,999 about accomplishments, things like that. 50 00:01:09,999 --> 00:01:09,999 We wanted to recognize those things 51 00:01:09,999 --> 00:01:12,083 but we wanted to be a little bit different. 52 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:12,083 It is important to note that we did not vote on this, 53 00:01:12,083 --> 00:01:13,083 all right? 54 00:01:13,083 --> 00:01:13,834 We get up here and get to talk about it, but people 55 00:01:13,834 --> 00:01:17,959 in the community nominated all these individuals or organizations 56 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:19,999 for the categories. 57 00:01:19,999 --> 00:01:21,250 We didn't vote. 58 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:24,834 We had organizational input only. 59 00:01:25,417 --> 00:01:30,167 And we do it so that you get recognition for good things that you do when you 60 00:01:30,167 --> 00:01:35,709 kick ass and you get great recognition when you do really shitty stuff. 61 00:01:36,209 --> 00:01:37,999 And that's why we are here. 62 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,876 These are all public nominations. 63 00:01:41,876 --> 00:01:43,999 We open this up to the entire world. 64 00:01:44,125 --> 00:01:46,083 We have been getting steadily more and more nominations 65 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:48,999 over the last few years that we've done this. 66 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,959 We open it up via Survey Monkey. 67 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:54,999 We made a mistake the first year and did voting. 68 00:01:55,542 --> 00:01:57,334 Did you try my glasses on? 69 00:01:57,751 --> 00:01:58,999 Mess you up? 70 00:01:58,999 --> 00:01:59,999 You're blind. 71 00:01:59,999 --> 00:02:00,999 RUSS: And deaf. 72 00:02:00,999 --> 00:02:01,999 This should be fun. 73 00:02:02,250 --> 00:02:05,167 We tried to take the votes on Survey Monkey 74 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:08,626 as well and hackers do an amazing job of screwing 75 00:02:08,626 --> 00:02:10,959 with your numbers. 76 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:13,959 So we do it a little differently now. 77 00:02:13,959 --> 00:02:16,999 Jericho bought a sound meter and we are going to do it here. 78 00:02:16,999 --> 00:02:18,083 You can actually vote. 79 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:20,834 If you happen to be one of the nominees and you're 80 00:02:20,834 --> 00:02:24,709 in the room and you win something and you want a shot, or five, 81 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:27,334 these bottles are unopened. 82 00:02:27,334 --> 00:02:29,792 You can crack the seal yourself if you want. 83 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:34,250 I figured nobody will trust an already-opened bot at DEF CON. 84 00:02:37,626 --> 00:02:39,792 There is a board review. 85 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:40,959 It goes out. 86 00:02:40,959 --> 00:02:42,999 Everyone nominates everyone they want. 87 00:02:42,999 --> 00:02:45,083 Jericho and I will sit down and decide which one 88 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:49,334 is the most relevant, which ones got the most votes and which ones are just 89 00:02:49,334 --> 00:02:50,999 trolling us. 90 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,292 We will remove the trolls and bring you 91 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:57,459 the absolute distilled best and the voting is done right here 92 00:02:57,459 --> 00:03:00,834 with the sound meter, like I said. 93 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:06,834 Past years, we started this in 2011. 94 00:03:06,834 --> 00:03:09,250 It was a brain child that has been slow to give birth simply 95 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:12,834 because people would rather be drinking and hacking and breaking 96 00:03:12,834 --> 00:03:15,334 into stuff than sitting in here watching Jericho 97 00:03:15,334 --> 00:03:17,542 and I talk about this. 98 00:03:17,999 --> 00:03:20,999 It was originally called the DEF CON Awards which was 99 00:03:20,999 --> 00:03:24,542 slightly confusing since the closing ceremonies became 100 00:03:24,542 --> 00:03:26,834 the DEF CON Awards. 101 00:03:26,834 --> 00:03:28,999 At some point we started taking three and a half hours 102 00:03:28,999 --> 00:03:31,334 to close this conference down. 103 00:03:31,334 --> 00:03:33,417 We renamed it to DEF CON Recognize Awards 104 00:03:33,417 --> 00:03:35,459 because we are trying to recognize people 105 00:03:35,459 --> 00:03:37,999 for being douchebags or awesome. 106 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:39,709 Hi, Paul. 107 00:03:40,999 --> 00:03:46,459 Last two years was held on Sunday and anything held on Sunday 108 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:50,918 after partying on Friday and Saturday isn't going 109 00:03:50,918 --> 00:03:52,792 to happen. 110 00:03:52,792 --> 00:03:54,918 We had a dozen people in the last couple 111 00:03:54,918 --> 00:03:59,959 of years and Brian and I started drinking a lot on our own. 112 00:04:00,209 --> 00:04:01,999 This year we moved it to Saturday. 113 00:04:04,834 --> 00:04:06,209 We're all awake. 114 00:04:08,667 --> 00:04:11,584 Not sober but awake. 115 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,667 RUSS: Okay, DEF CON 19, 2011. 116 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:15,999 We had worst media conference, best privacy technology, 117 00:04:15,999 --> 00:04:20,334 best open source software response to an attack or method, best author 118 00:04:20,334 --> 00:04:23,999 or story that captures the hacker mind set and then we had 119 00:04:23,999 --> 00:04:27,083 the Security Charlatan of the Year. 120 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:30,999 As you know, Jericho may not know if you don't know it's sad, 121 00:04:30,999 --> 00:04:33,999 but Jericho does a blog and he does a lot 122 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:37,584 of research and write-ups on potential charlatans 123 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:40,459 in the security community. 124 00:04:40,459 --> 00:04:42,876 He's actually got a very big response. 125 00:04:42,876 --> 00:04:46,250 We get input from the industry, around the world that point people 126 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:50,334 out who are doing a great job of trying to be something that 127 00:04:50,334 --> 00:04:52,167 they are not. 128 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,999 And so that's, that was really one of the main premises 129 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:57,834 of the awards was trying to get that information 130 00:04:57,834 --> 00:05:01,542 out so everyone would know who they could trust. 131 00:05:01,542 --> 00:05:03,250 And these were the winners. 132 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:04,834 So you know, we had king pin, the story 133 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:08,834 by Kevin Poulsen who won the best author and story. 134 00:05:08,999 --> 00:05:10,834 We had Gregory Evans, if any of you remember him 135 00:05:10,834 --> 00:05:12,876 from a couple years ago, because he's still 136 00:05:12,876 --> 00:05:15,834 around for Security Charlatan of the year. 137 00:05:15,834 --> 00:05:19,417 Oddly, every year we've done this, nobody who has won a you're 138 00:05:19,417 --> 00:05:24,375 a piece of shit award has come up an collected their award. 139 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,999 What we've done with those in the past is just Jericho has taken 140 00:05:27,999 --> 00:05:31,626 those occupant and auctioned them off and collected the money, 141 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:33,542 given it to EFF. 142 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:34,542 Right? 143 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:35,626 I think that's right. 144 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:36,999 JERICHO: Or HFC. 145 00:05:36,999 --> 00:05:38,501 RUSS: Or hackers for charity. 146 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:41,999 If a douchebag wins it, we take the award out and auction it 147 00:05:41,999 --> 00:05:45,584 off and give the money to somebody who needs it. 148 00:05:45,584 --> 00:05:48,834 That was the year we got trophies. 149 00:05:48,834 --> 00:05:50,709 This year you get inebriated. 150 00:05:53,959 --> 00:06:01,125 DEF CON 20, last year, our categories, worst media person or outlet. 151 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,626 This was for print. 152 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:03,918 We separated out the media that year 153 00:06:03,918 --> 00:06:05,959 and it was a mess. 154 00:06:05,999 --> 00:06:09,584 So we had worst media person or outlet for broadcast where we had no 155 00:06:09,584 --> 00:06:11,751 nominations at all. 156 00:06:11,751 --> 00:06:13,999 You all love fox news apparently. 157 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:17,334 I got two laughs from that. 158 00:06:17,334 --> 00:06:19,667 Everyone else is like: What is a television? 159 00:06:19,999 --> 00:06:23,626 Best privacy enhancing technology, tour one, 160 00:06:23,626 --> 00:06:28,542 sec best SEC or non-hack Twitter feed, non-news. 161 00:06:29,876 --> 00:06:32,999 We renamed the next award. 162 00:06:32,999 --> 00:06:36,792 This was -- no offense was intended by this originally. 163 00:06:36,876 --> 00:06:39,125 This was more of a European thing or we were calling somebody 164 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:40,834 a ding dong. 165 00:06:40,999 --> 00:06:44,250 But we've renamed this award this year to the Nit-Twit. 166 00:06:44,999 --> 00:06:49,083 We have a captain obvious award for last year that general Alexander won 167 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:53,459 and oddly here we are a year later and it has been proven. 168 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:56,626 We have the Security Charlatan of the year 169 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:59,292 for last year was Ankit Fadia. 170 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:04,751 I will hand it off to Jericho to do what he does best and I'll make fun 171 00:07:04,751 --> 00:07:09,083 and hell he will him as he goes through the categories. 172 00:07:09,375 --> 00:07:10,999 This is interactive. 173 00:07:10,999 --> 00:07:12,167 Be involved. 174 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:15,999 If you are in the room and want to wash away the pain or share 175 00:07:15,999 --> 00:07:20,751 in the victory, please come up and have a shot or two. 176 00:07:22,999 --> 00:07:25,375 JERICHO: Heckle him. 177 00:07:27,999 --> 00:07:29,999 Best Media Coverage. 178 00:07:29,999 --> 00:07:31,959 This time we went back to any media. 179 00:07:31,959 --> 00:07:35,542 Best Privacy Enhancing Tech since DEF CON 20. 180 00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:40,626 A lot of these categories we're not looking for the best in the world ever. 181 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,334 And some of the nominations we had to rule out because they were 182 00:07:42,334 --> 00:07:45,083 a lot older than some of you in the room. 183 00:07:45,459 --> 00:07:49,250 Worst Privacy Enhancing Tech, Best Security or Hacker Feed. 184 00:07:49,250 --> 00:07:50,876 Now the Nit-Twit award. 185 00:07:50,876 --> 00:07:54,292 Best DEF CON group project that was approved. 186 00:07:54,292 --> 00:07:57,709 That was an interesting -- we'll get to that, sorry. 187 00:07:57,709 --> 00:07:58,792 Worst or Most Meaningless 188 00:07:58,792 --> 00:08:00,959 Security Buzzword. 189 00:08:00,959 --> 00:08:02,834 I'm sure we all know some of those. 190 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:06,709 Biggest Law Enforcement Blunder since DEF CON 20 once again, and 191 00:08:06,709 --> 00:08:09,999 the Security Charlatan of the Year. 192 00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:14,751 So we will start out with Best Media Coverage. 193 00:08:14,751 --> 00:08:17,918 This is the only one where we get to have some good visuals. 194 00:08:18,083 --> 00:08:19,792 Quite a few nominations. 195 00:08:19,792 --> 00:08:23,999 By the way the slides for this will be up on attrition.org next week. 196 00:08:24,083 --> 00:08:26,083 It has the full list of nominations down in the notes 197 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,999 below that you can't see on the screen. 198 00:08:28,999 --> 00:08:31,125 So you can look at our work and see which ones we decided 199 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:34,542 to pick out of the list and put up, and all that. 200 00:08:34,542 --> 00:08:36,125 And call us out for it if you want. 201 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:41,876 Brian Krebs, Glen Greenwald, Register Security Week, RT.com 202 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:44,083 and Kevin Poulsen. 203 00:08:44,375 --> 00:08:45,999 Actually that's the Worst Media Coverage that we get 204 00:08:45,999 --> 00:08:47,999 the good individuals, not these one. 205 00:08:48,999 --> 00:08:51,792 Are these names new to anyone? 206 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:55,999 (Speaker away from microphone.) AUDIENCE: No! 207 00:08:55,999 --> 00:08:58,167 JERICHO: Thank you! 208 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:01,375 Okay. 209 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:05,417 So based on that, see if I can make this damn thing work. 210 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:07,999 Testing! 211 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:10,125 It's probably good. 212 00:09:10,125 --> 00:09:11,751 So one at a time. 213 00:09:11,959 --> 00:09:14,334 Based on their work in the past year or so which 214 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:18,250 of these people do you think deserve the award? 215 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:19,876 Brian Krebs? 216 00:09:25,626 --> 00:09:28,999 (Applause and cheers.) JERICHO: You writing 217 00:09:28,999 --> 00:09:30,876 this down? 218 00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:31,999 Make sure you can see it. 219 00:09:31,999 --> 00:09:32,999 83.2? 220 00:09:33,667 --> 00:09:35,375 That was pretty loud. 221 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:40,417 How about Glen Greenwald and from the Guardian.co.uk? 222 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:50,167 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: He can see, it's cool. 223 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:54,876 AUDIENCE: He can't hear. 224 00:09:54,876 --> 00:09:55,918 JERICHO: What? 225 00:09:55,918 --> 00:09:56,918 RUSS: What? 226 00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:58,083 JERICHO: The Reg. 227 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:07,542 (Applause and cheers.) RUSS: It didn't register at all. 228 00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:09,501 JERICHO: Registered the same as me. 229 00:10:09,667 --> 00:10:12,834 One thing I'll give them, they usually have fun titles 230 00:10:12,834 --> 00:10:15,000 for all their articles. 231 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,167 Even if the article is kind of limp, the title is usually good. 232 00:10:18,167 --> 00:10:22,918 AUDIENCE: That was the unverified single -- JERICHO: 233 00:10:22,918 --> 00:10:28,792 Masters of the unverified single source news story. 234 00:10:31,876 --> 00:10:34,584 (Chuckles.) JERICHO: How about Security Week? 235 00:10:39,459 --> 00:10:44,209 (Chuckles.) JERICHO: Apparently it was a little less loud on that one. 236 00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:46,501 It didn't even register as much as the last. 237 00:10:49,876 --> 00:10:53,751 RT.com, specifically for their Snowden coverage. 238 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,250 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: Last we 239 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,083 have some guy named Kevin Poulsen. 240 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,292 I think he has been on the scene a year or two. 241 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:12,626 Yeah, he probably did some time. 242 00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:13,626 I don't know. 243 00:11:13,626 --> 00:11:15,584 His work at wired and this one was actually 244 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:20,083 submitted by the guy that just told you we didn't vote. 245 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,792 Anyway, yeah. 246 00:11:21,792 --> 00:11:22,876 Someone has to drink. 247 00:11:22,876 --> 00:11:25,083 So anyway, Kevin Poulsen. 248 00:11:28,999 --> 00:11:33,459 (Some applause.) JERICHO: Weasel, you didn't clap very loud. 249 00:11:36,999 --> 00:11:44,667 Based on that, RT.com. 250 00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:45,999 Yea! 251 00:11:45,999 --> 00:11:47,709 Is there anyone here from RT.com? 252 00:11:47,709 --> 00:11:51,667 (There is no response.) He's like not me. 253 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:53,626 JERICHO: He runs up with the camera. 254 00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:54,626 Come on! 255 00:11:54,918 --> 00:11:56,959 I have to assume you're with RT.com now. 256 00:11:56,959 --> 00:11:57,999 You have to take a shot. 257 00:11:58,542 --> 00:12:02,334 For the next five minutes you're with RT.com if you would like a shot. 258 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:07,959 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: And you 259 00:12:07,959 --> 00:12:10,334 can take a picture if you take a shot. 260 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:17,709 While he's figuring out the tamper-proof seal over there, 261 00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:21,876 we'll go to the worst media coverage of hackers. 262 00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:23,751 This is where we have fun visuals. 263 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:29,999 The nominees are from ReadWrite, their article titled "World War III." 264 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:32,501 We'll go one at a time. 265 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,501 There we go. 266 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:36,542 That's the visual we got with the article. 267 00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:39,375 If you want to take a minute to read the top paragraph? 268 00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:46,999 Every day the pentagon is attacked 3 million times. 269 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:50,209 That's amusing because weasel, was that 95 or 96 we got 270 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:53,751 the article about the pentagon being attacked 271 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,834 250,000 times? 272 00:12:56,999 --> 00:12:59,751 Yeah, because they were counting ping. 273 00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,999 So anyway, we have that good visual that World 274 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,999 War III is here and we are losing. 275 00:13:05,999 --> 00:13:07,834 I said you get a shot. 276 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:10,709 Oh, yeah, solidarity. 277 00:13:17,999 --> 00:13:19,999 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: I'm good 278 00:13:19,999 --> 00:13:21,667 at something! 279 00:13:22,751 --> 00:13:26,834 Next up we have Marie Claire, "When Geeks Attack." 280 00:13:26,834 --> 00:13:29,083 So look at that picture. 281 00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:31,501 Those are apparently Brogrammers. 282 00:13:31,792 --> 00:13:35,209 (Laughter.) JERICHO: Can anyone tell the difference between that 283 00:13:35,209 --> 00:13:37,459 and a DEF CON crowd? 284 00:13:42,292 --> 00:13:45,792 There's females in that picture and there's no females at DEF CON. 285 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,999 Yeah, good call! 286 00:13:47,292 --> 00:13:50,459 You want to take a sip so you're more coherent? 287 00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,709 Next we have Meet The Press. 288 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,626 This douchebag, David Gregory, basically says: "Mr. Greenwald, 289 00:13:58,626 --> 00:14:02,292 shouldn't we be charging you with a crime for doing your job 290 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:04,751 as a journalist and covering a story?" 291 00:14:04,751 --> 00:14:07,083 He actually grills them. 292 00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,083 It was embarrassing for Gregory. 293 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,918 Man, I failed. 294 00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,999 I didn't even put the YouTube link in there. 295 00:14:14,999 --> 00:14:16,876 You have to Google it or something. 296 00:14:16,876 --> 00:14:17,876 I don't know. 297 00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,667 Next, the Manici? 298 00:14:21,876 --> 00:14:23,083 Okay, yeah. 299 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:24,709 NPA. 300 00:14:24,709 --> 00:14:26,834 So there's a little back story to this one. 301 00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:30,083 Yeah, basically they write an article and they didn't quite use 302 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,083 the best wording. 303 00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,999 So everyone thought that what they said was that the law was going 304 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:38,459 to do something and it ends up they didn't. 305 00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:41,751 By the time they issued the retraction or apology, 306 00:14:41,751 --> 00:14:44,417 everyone was in a panic. 307 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,999 Yeah, they really screwed the pooch on that one. 308 00:14:47,459 --> 00:14:51,834 Next we have Info World, "Confessions Of A Cyber Warrior." 309 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:53,918 This is a very recent one. 310 00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,167 Yeah? 311 00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:56,959 Who actually read this article? 312 00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:02,709 Who read this article and kept a straight face? 313 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,250 Liar! 314 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,709 Okay, yeah. 315 00:15:07,709 --> 00:15:10,876 If you want a good, good laugh grab a bottle, 316 00:15:10,876 --> 00:15:13,292 read this article. 317 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,334 It's a laugh. 318 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:16,334 What? 319 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:26,999 We are going to vote now. 320 00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:29,999 This time make noise, bitches. 321 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,667 ReadWrite, "World War III." 322 00:15:35,999 --> 00:15:39,876 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: Oh, shit, 323 00:15:39,876 --> 00:15:43,083 got triple digits on that. 324 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,542 Marie Claire, "When Geeks Attack." 325 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:59,999 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: It's close, close. 326 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,083 JERICHO: Good are effort. 327 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,167 Meet The Press, David Gregory? 328 00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:12,876 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: These two guys are still louder. 329 00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:14,334 JERICHO: This is revealing. 330 00:16:14,334 --> 00:16:16,999 Stack the vote! 331 00:16:16,999 --> 00:16:19,292 JERICHO: If any of you ... 332 00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:24,083 (Audience calling out.) JERICHO: If any of you want to vote, come 333 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:27,459 up and have more influence. 334 00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,667 That's how this works. 335 00:16:28,876 --> 00:16:30,167 The only reason someone is not stacking the vote 336 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,999 is because he actually forgot his air horn. 337 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,999 (Laughter.) AUDIENCE: (Speaker away 338 00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:41,751 from microphone.) JERICHO: By who? 339 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,834 Cite your source! 340 00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:47,999 Okay, the Manici and "The Correction" ? 341 00:16:48,999 --> 00:16:50,709 Wah-wah-wah. 342 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:55,999 JERICHO: Yeah, that was limp. 343 00:16:56,501 --> 00:16:59,459 Info World, "Confessions of a Cyber Warrior." 344 00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:05,999 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: That's not bad from the back of the room. 345 00:17:05,999 --> 00:17:06,167 JERICHO: Who is that making most 346 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,999 of the noise back there? 347 00:17:09,292 --> 00:17:11,209 Come on, one of you raise your hands. 348 00:17:11,209 --> 00:17:12,999 Who made all the noise back there? 349 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,834 The harbor seal back there? 350 00:17:26,334 --> 00:17:28,584 (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: The 351 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:30,667 winner, thanks to these two fine gentlemen is, 352 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,999 ReadWrite and "World War III," which we are losing. 353 00:17:33,999 --> 00:17:35,083 It's in print. 354 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:36,250 It's fact. 355 00:17:37,083 --> 00:17:42,417 Yeah, so best -- did I skip one? 356 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:45,459 Best Privacy-Enhancing Technology since DEF CON 20. 357 00:17:45,501 --> 00:17:51,083 We actually had, I think we had more than that. 358 00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,626 A lot of nominations but only four of them count. 359 00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:55,125 So Ghostery. 360 00:17:55,125 --> 00:17:56,167 Anyone use that? 361 00:17:57,751 --> 00:17:59,250 One user? 362 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,417 You better be loud. 363 00:18:00,459 --> 00:18:02,501 Disconnect 2? 364 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:03,751 Any users? 365 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,792 Does anyone here care about privacy? 366 00:18:08,999 --> 00:18:10,167 No? 367 00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:11,667 Okay. 368 00:18:12,999 --> 00:18:15,709 Twitter 2 user authentication? 369 00:18:15,709 --> 00:18:17,083 Anyone use that on Twitter? 370 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,876 Two people? 371 00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:22,334 And we wouldn't want to hack your accounts anyway? 372 00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:23,334 We doubled it. 373 00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:27,751 We doubled from the previous category. 374 00:18:27,751 --> 00:18:28,999 You went from one to two. 375 00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:30,626 JERICHO: And who uses onion Pi? 376 00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:35,125 This is completely random now. 377 00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:38,959 JERICHO: The NSA thanks all of you. 378 00:18:41,876 --> 00:18:45,501 Just as a note, we want to point out that the reason 379 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:49,999 the other products did not make it on the list, they are not recent 380 00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:52,626 or new since DEF CON 20. 381 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,459 That's really the key. 382 00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:59,250 We need things that are new over the last 12 or 14 months. 383 00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,209 JERICHO: Russ, use the microphone. 384 00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,334 RUSS: It isn't on. 385 00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,417 JERICHO: It is now. 386 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,584 RUSS: What he said. 387 00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:08,999 JERICHO: Thank you. 388 00:19:08,999 --> 00:19:12,292 Anyway, yeah, since DEF CON 20, thank you esteemed hat. 389 00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:14,999 So Ghostery. 390 00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:16,959 Boo! 391 00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:19,334 JERICHO: This is going to be fun. 392 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:22,459 None of you people know what any of this shit does. 393 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:25,125 RUSS: And they don't care. 394 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,292 (Laughter.) JERICHO: See, next time you need 395 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,834 to nominate whatever crappy tool you're using for privacy, paper 396 00:19:30,834 --> 00:19:32,999 and pencil or something? 397 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:34,417 RUSS: Microsoft Word. 398 00:19:34,417 --> 00:19:37,999 JERICHO: I hear that zip encryption is pretty strong. 399 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:47,999 (Laughter.) (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: I 400 00:19:47,999 --> 00:19:49,999 love JSON. 401 00:19:49,999 --> 00:19:51,959 Disconnect 2? 402 00:19:58,999 --> 00:20:03,501 (Loud cheer.) AUDIENCE: Yeah! 403 00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:04,501 Et cetera! 404 00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:07,292 JERICHO: Disconnect 2 is hot shit based on that vote. 405 00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:14,667 Twitter two factor authentication. 406 00:20:15,999 --> 00:20:19,292 Come on, two of you! 407 00:20:19,292 --> 00:20:21,667 I don't know of that little U.K. 408 00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:23,292 golf clap. 409 00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:25,584 (Some cheering and applause.) RUSS: They had 410 00:20:25,584 --> 00:20:29,959 the most supporters in the room and they are not winning. 411 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:30,999 They are getting ready. 412 00:20:30,999 --> 00:20:34,959 JERICHO: Onion Pi! 413 00:20:38,209 --> 00:20:41,626 (Loud cheer and yelling.) JERICHO: That was 414 00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:45,083 a noble effort, wild charging bear. 415 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,999 (Laughter.) RUSS: That's officially the highest number we have ever seen 416 00:20:51,999 --> 00:20:53,667 in three years. 417 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:59,876 (Laughter.) JERICHO: Now, which of you critics was all bitching 418 00:20:59,876 --> 00:21:05,167 and whining like a whore about the unscientific process we use? 419 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,250 I heard it from right here, hmm? 420 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:15,918 Very scientific but not particularly relevant. 421 00:21:15,918 --> 00:21:18,250 JERICHO: Neither is the rest of our industry. 422 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:20,667 RUSS: And we alcohol. 423 00:21:20,876 --> 00:21:23,999 JERICHO: Anyway, we give you people many ways 424 00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:26,334 to influence this. 425 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:27,999 We use Survey Monkey. 426 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:32,626 We let you come here and make noise, run up, fellate the damn thing 427 00:21:32,626 --> 00:21:34,417 if you want. 428 00:21:35,709 --> 00:21:38,083 If you want someone to win, next year you have some 429 00:21:38,083 --> 00:21:39,834 good guidance. 430 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:42,667 Air horn. 431 00:21:43,417 --> 00:21:44,999 The winner on that one was onion Pi 432 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:47,876 because of the esteemed gentleman down here. 433 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:51,999 Since you are obviously users, you need to come up here and partake. 434 00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:55,167 Designated drinker, two shots. 435 00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,209 Good man! 436 00:21:59,999 --> 00:22:04,542 Worst Privacy-Enhancing Technology since DEF CON 20. 437 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:05,542 RUSS: Oh, God. 438 00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:11,375 JERICHO: Newly disclosed. 439 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:14,999 RUSS: Newly disclosed. 440 00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:18,751 It may be old but it has a new name. 441 00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:21,999 JERICHO: It has a fancy new Power Point, I hear. 442 00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:25,999 Prism? 443 00:22:25,999 --> 00:22:27,542 Anyone heard of Prism? 444 00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:28,918 Yeah, good stuff. 445 00:22:28,918 --> 00:22:33,584 (Applause.) JERICHO: Cypher Cloud. 446 00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:42,999 Bogus security claims, abusing DMCA as a defense. 447 00:22:42,999 --> 00:22:44,876 That's interesting. 448 00:22:44,876 --> 00:22:46,334 I'll have to look into this one. 449 00:22:46,334 --> 00:22:47,334 Gmail. 450 00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:48,334 No reason given. 451 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,417 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: I thought that 452 00:22:51,417 --> 00:22:53,292 was Prism. 453 00:22:53,584 --> 00:22:56,083 JERICHO: Prism light? 454 00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:01,542 And last one is WiFi Sugar, "Proof is in the Website," which I haven't 455 00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:03,167 read either. 456 00:23:03,167 --> 00:23:05,083 Anyone used WiFi Sugar? 457 00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:07,626 Any WiFi Sugar developers? 458 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:08,999 Get a better name. 459 00:23:08,999 --> 00:23:09,999 Thank you. 460 00:23:09,999 --> 00:23:10,999 No. 461 00:23:10,999 --> 00:23:11,999 RUSS: WiFi Sugar. 462 00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:15,250 JERICHO: And get me some WiFi Sugar. 463 00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:20,876 I can see a bad SNL skit off of that. 464 00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:23,999 Okay. 465 00:23:23,999 --> 00:23:28,083 So -- RUSS: Can you move to the other side of the stage? 466 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,125 JERICHO: Prism? 467 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:32,626 RUSS: Go for Prism. 468 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:35,751 JERICHO: No, no, rules say you have to have it. 469 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:44,417 (Loud cheer.) JERICHO: That was ten less than you two actually making 470 00:23:44,417 --> 00:23:46,292 noise on your own. 471 00:23:50,542 --> 00:23:51,834 Sir? 472 00:23:51,999 --> 00:23:53,375 Sirs? 473 00:23:53,626 --> 00:23:55,751 The failed panel was a few hours ago. 474 00:23:55,876 --> 00:23:58,501 RUSS: Oh, buddy. 475 00:23:58,834 --> 00:23:59,918 Yeah, I got it. 476 00:23:59,918 --> 00:24:01,459 JERICHO: Cypher Cloud. 477 00:24:05,918 --> 00:24:09,501 If I can't be loud, I'll make the other fuckers be quiet. 478 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:13,999 RUSS: It doesn't go backwards, people. 479 00:24:15,999 --> 00:24:17,999 JERICHO: Okay. 480 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:18,999 Gmail. 481 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:24,959 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: I actually think 482 00:24:24,959 --> 00:24:34,626 that was the most popular and it was actually quite nice. 483 00:24:34,918 --> 00:24:37,542 JERICHO: That was pretty swell. 484 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:38,542 I think we will discount these fuckers 485 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,709 down here in favor of that. 486 00:24:41,542 --> 00:24:43,292 Use the microphone. 487 00:24:43,292 --> 00:24:45,709 RUSS: If you want to keep Prism -- JERICHO: If you 488 00:24:45,709 --> 00:24:49,999 brought your own microphone that would be a different story. 489 00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:52,250 RUSS: Unlike your style. 490 00:24:53,999 --> 00:24:56,792 JERICHO: Yeah, about ten less? 491 00:24:56,999 --> 00:24:59,083 Last, WiFi sugar. 492 00:24:59,334 --> 00:25:02,834 RUSS: Remember, it doesn't go backwards. 493 00:25:02,999 --> 00:25:04,083 Hey, somebody -- (One applauding.) RUSS: That's 494 00:25:04,083 --> 00:25:06,167 the lowest number we have today. 495 00:25:08,626 --> 00:25:10,501 We have two. 496 00:25:10,918 --> 00:25:14,626 We have Prism -- don't be quiet. 497 00:25:14,959 --> 00:25:18,876 And we have Gmail and we had more energy on Gmail. 498 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:24,542 So if you want to vote for Prism, use your voice right now. 499 00:25:30,501 --> 00:25:34,334 (Loud shouting and applause.) RUSS: That's nice. 500 00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:35,999 All right. 501 00:25:36,083 --> 00:25:37,584 Gmail, go! 502 00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:42,250 (Loud shouting, cheering and applause.) RUSS: I think you 503 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,584 went backwards. 504 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:45,834 Yeah. 505 00:25:45,834 --> 00:25:50,167 You didn't even meet your previous one. 506 00:25:50,167 --> 00:25:51,167 JERICHO: 90.3. 507 00:25:51,167 --> 00:25:54,584 RUSS: So it's Prism. 508 00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:57,876 JERICHO: Is General Alexander in the room to take this award? 509 00:25:58,459 --> 00:26:00,250 Shot, General! 510 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,292 (Speaker away from microphone.) RUSS: We didn't 511 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:06,584 have to ask that question earlier. 512 00:26:06,584 --> 00:26:07,584 They knew. 513 00:26:07,584 --> 00:26:09,751 JERICHO: Any feds? 514 00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:14,167 I heard after his Black Hat talk went swimmingly when people were calling 515 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:17,083 out bullshit to interrupt him? 516 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:19,584 That he beelined straight to McCarran. 517 00:26:19,876 --> 00:26:23,542 RUSS: That was planned before his talk. 518 00:26:23,542 --> 00:26:25,792 JERICHO: No, the eggs got confiscated 519 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:28,999 before they got to the room. 520 00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:31,501 That happened. 521 00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:35,751 RUSS: I paid a lot of money for those eggs. 522 00:26:35,751 --> 00:26:40,167 JERICHO: Now we are getting into the fun stuff. 523 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,083 RUSS: You didn't tell them who won? 524 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:43,083 JERICHO: Prism. 525 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,501 Don't worry, they know they won. 526 00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:48,083 Where do you think this goes? 527 00:26:49,501 --> 00:26:51,292 Best Twitter Feed. 528 00:26:51,709 --> 00:26:53,792 IO Air. 529 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:55,709 Make noise if you follow these people. 530 00:26:55,709 --> 00:26:59,999 (Applause.) JERICHO: Moxie. 531 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:03,999 Your Anon News. 532 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,584 Space Rogue. 533 00:27:07,999 --> 00:27:10,959 (Applause and cheers.) JERICHO: You want 534 00:27:10,959 --> 00:27:14,542 them to make noise on the next ... 535 00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:19,417 RUSS: You know, it's really hard. 536 00:27:19,417 --> 00:27:21,792 I just recognized him without the blue hair. 537 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:23,751 JERICHO: I'm sorry. 538 00:27:23,751 --> 00:27:25,083 RUSS: I'm sorry, dude. 539 00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,667 I haven't seen you in forever. 540 00:27:26,959 --> 00:27:28,999 I apologize. 541 00:27:28,999 --> 00:27:31,999 I'm sitting up here going: Oh, who's the guy with the beard? 542 00:27:31,999 --> 00:27:33,334 JERICHO: I was going to say you're sporting 543 00:27:33,334 --> 00:27:36,083 the post office poster beard. 544 00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:38,751 Have you seen me? 545 00:27:38,751 --> 00:27:41,125 $20,000 reward. 546 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,334 RUSS: Good to see you, sir. 547 00:27:43,918 --> 00:27:47,501 JERICHO: This is the one time I had moderator 548 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:51,626 influence, the Hacker News was nominated. 549 00:27:52,501 --> 00:27:55,918 They are plagiarists; they are not going to win. 550 00:27:55,918 --> 00:27:56,918 Sorry. 551 00:27:56,999 --> 00:27:58,751 Hacker Huntress. 552 00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:03,626 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: Other than 553 00:28:03,626 --> 00:28:07,417 Space Rogue, any of you nominees in the room? 554 00:28:07,417 --> 00:28:10,667 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: Yeah, 555 00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:14,999 yeah, 87 percent of the room is anonymous probably. 556 00:28:15,334 --> 00:28:16,334 Okay. 557 00:28:16,334 --> 00:28:20,209 RUSS: Can we mix it up a little bit? 558 00:28:20,209 --> 00:28:21,834 How many of you have been in this community 559 00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:25,250 and following DEF CON for at least ten years? 560 00:28:25,417 --> 00:28:28,167 All right, not even half the room. 561 00:28:28,501 --> 00:28:29,918 Here is the thing. 562 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,918 If you know Space Rogue and you -- (Cheers 563 00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:37,626 and applause.) RUSS: And you follow the Hacker News Network 564 00:28:37,626 --> 00:28:42,250 in the day -- JERICHO: The Hacker News Network, HNN is not 565 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,542 the Hacker News. 566 00:28:44,542 --> 00:28:45,542 RUSS: Right. 567 00:28:45,542 --> 00:28:47,459 JERICHO: This is a wanna-be rip off. 568 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:51,459 RUSS: I'm trying to draw a line there. 569 00:28:51,459 --> 00:28:52,999 There was the original HNN which was 570 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:54,709 Space Rogue. 571 00:28:54,709 --> 00:28:56,334 It was awesome. 572 00:28:56,334 --> 00:28:58,918 RUSS: Now there is the facsimile of such which is kind 573 00:28:58,918 --> 00:29:02,125 of like candy cane dipped in bird shit. 574 00:29:02,999 --> 00:29:06,667 (Laughter.) JERICHO: Someone is going to win 575 00:29:06,667 --> 00:29:09,834 the arbitrary insult award. 576 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:13,834 (Laughter.) RUSS: I just want to draw that line. 577 00:29:13,834 --> 00:29:16,999 If you have been around ten years, it is not the same HNN. 578 00:29:16,999 --> 00:29:19,834 JERICHO: Now we are going to vote. 579 00:29:20,876 --> 00:29:22,209 IO Air. 580 00:29:22,501 --> 00:29:26,334 (Some applause and cheering.) RUSS: It's better 581 00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:28,542 than nothing. 582 00:29:28,876 --> 00:29:30,709 No, it's not actually! 583 00:29:30,709 --> 00:29:32,792 It's not better than nothing. 584 00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:36,083 JERICHO: I think that was a little quieter than the idle room is. 585 00:29:37,584 --> 00:29:39,709 Someone goes -- sorry, Jacob. 586 00:29:42,167 --> 00:29:43,918 Moxie. 587 00:29:43,999 --> 00:29:46,209 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: 588 00:29:46,209 --> 00:29:50,999 Seventy-eight-ish, I forgot to hit the button. 589 00:29:51,209 --> 00:29:52,999 your incompetence. 590 00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:53,999 My fault. 591 00:29:56,626 --> 00:29:58,999 Your Anon News. 592 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:05,751 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: Don't laugh. 593 00:30:05,751 --> 00:30:06,999 It's winning right now. 594 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,626 JERICHO: Urine? 595 00:30:12,999 --> 00:30:15,292 We can have fun with this. 596 00:30:17,167 --> 00:30:18,918 Oh, yeah. 597 00:30:19,999 --> 00:30:21,083 Penis. 598 00:30:30,334 --> 00:30:32,834 Back Dick drop table. 599 00:30:39,626 --> 00:30:43,876 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: We need an award for that. 600 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:46,626 AUDIENCE: Sweet. 601 00:30:46,626 --> 00:30:48,999 JERICHO: Designated drinker, drink that! 602 00:30:48,999 --> 00:30:52,459 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: He's 603 00:30:52,459 --> 00:30:56,999 our designated drinker for the stage, too. 604 00:30:56,999 --> 00:31:00,584 And last Hacker Huntress? 605 00:31:00,584 --> 00:31:03,792 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: You skipped. 606 00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:05,292 JERICHO: Oh! 607 00:31:05,292 --> 00:31:06,959 RUSS: It was 85. 608 00:31:06,959 --> 00:31:08,501 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: No 609 00:31:08,501 --> 00:31:10,083 one important. 610 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:14,542 (Laughter.) JERICHO: Okay, fine. 611 00:31:14,792 --> 00:31:15,792 Space Rogue. 612 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:25,375 (Cheers and applause.) (One loud shout.) RUSS: You get on! 613 00:31:25,375 --> 00:31:34,459 (Laughter.) JERICHO: So by popular vote the Hacker News -- no! 614 00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:38,167 Oh, ho ho ho. 615 00:31:38,167 --> 00:31:41,167 We are going to make you come up here and drink since you won. 616 00:31:51,999 --> 00:31:54,459 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: Are we 617 00:31:54,459 --> 00:31:56,999 close to end or did you guys get promised 618 00:31:56,999 --> 00:32:00,334 free shots, all of you who just came in? 619 00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:02,959 Free shots? 620 00:32:03,083 --> 00:32:05,417 Well, your only chance of getting a free shot is to come down here 621 00:32:05,417 --> 00:32:07,667 and make noise when you're told to. 622 00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:14,751 Seriously, space rogue has been doing the hacker news for a long time. 623 00:32:14,918 --> 00:32:16,375 He would wake up at some obscene hour 624 00:32:16,375 --> 00:32:20,083 and I know because I was up from the night before. 625 00:32:20,834 --> 00:32:23,999 There's something you need to know about him that my friend Carol 626 00:32:23,999 --> 00:32:26,959 and I, we would do editing for him. 627 00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:28,083 RUSS: Caroline Minot? 628 00:32:28,292 --> 00:32:30,542 JERICHO: No, Caroline Findlay. 629 00:32:32,999 --> 00:32:36,584 He has his own form of English called Spaceronics. 630 00:32:37,209 --> 00:32:40,542 Every morning he writes articles minus 631 00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:44,834 the -- I don't want to say clever use. 632 00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:47,834 I want to say fisting of the English language. 633 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:51,334 The content was there. 634 00:32:53,626 --> 00:32:56,209 And Carol would wake up early and I would be up from the night 635 00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:58,792 before and we would edit his crap. 636 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:00,709 Thank you, Space Rogue. 637 00:33:00,709 --> 00:33:03,709 You've done a great thing for the community for a long time. 638 00:33:03,709 --> 00:33:06,999 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: We had 639 00:33:06,999 --> 00:33:08,959 the good. 640 00:33:09,167 --> 00:33:10,792 Now we need the bad. 641 00:33:10,792 --> 00:33:13,250 RUSS: I forgot to change the title of that one. 642 00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,250 JERICHO: Drink. 643 00:33:15,709 --> 00:33:17,999 You don't get to designate that one either. 644 00:33:17,999 --> 00:33:19,501 That's purely on you. 645 00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,167 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: If you 646 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:32,334 want free shots, come up here and make noise when you're told. 647 00:33:32,334 --> 00:33:34,959 Come sit down and help vote. 648 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:39,584 RUSS: There's a celebrity in the front row, too. 649 00:33:39,751 --> 00:33:44,334 JERICHO: The Nit-Twit award because someone forgot to change 650 00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:47,083 the name on this slide. 651 00:33:47,334 --> 00:33:51,999 Voting for the Twitter feed considered the worst. 652 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:55,083 The first nominee is the Jester. 653 00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:56,459 Who follows the Jester? 654 00:33:57,667 --> 00:34:01,375 RUSS: No nominated the Jester? 655 00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:03,876 JERICHO: Just one person? 656 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:06,709 AUDIENCE: Was it anonymous? 657 00:34:06,918 --> 00:34:10,501 JERICHO: We only got IP addresses and last I heard, they are 658 00:34:10,501 --> 00:34:12,999 a little untrustworthy. 659 00:34:13,083 --> 00:34:15,167 Next, white rabbit. 660 00:34:15,167 --> 00:34:16,667 Anyone follow him? 661 00:34:16,667 --> 00:34:26,375 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) AUDIENCE: Her. 662 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:27,501 No, him. 663 00:34:27,501 --> 00:34:28,501 JERICHO: It. 664 00:34:28,501 --> 00:34:31,999 RUSS: There's a debate in the front row whether it has genitalia. 665 00:34:31,999 --> 00:34:33,792 JERICHO: Third, Asher Research? 666 00:34:33,792 --> 00:34:34,792 Anyone? 667 00:34:35,667 --> 00:34:37,501 Gregory Evans? 668 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,083 I know that most of you don't follow 669 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:42,417 because his account has been locked a long time because of me. 670 00:34:42,751 --> 00:34:44,999 AUDIENCE: Thank you. 671 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:46,876 JERICHO: Last, Ada initiative. 672 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,959 Hey, Val, you in the room? 673 00:34:49,083 --> 00:34:52,167 I want to talk do you about some Dongle. 674 00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:57,209 RUSS: You know, there's a certain iron that they're 675 00:34:57,209 --> 00:34:59,459 on the 20_th_ Twat award. 676 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,250 We did change that. 677 00:35:04,792 --> 00:35:07,083 It is the Nit-Twit award. 678 00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,542 I'll get in trouble for that. 679 00:35:08,542 --> 00:35:11,250 JERICHO: All right, speed this up a little bit, too. 680 00:35:11,709 --> 00:35:13,125 The Jester. 681 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:16,209 Make noise if you think it's the worst Twitter feed. 682 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:21,417 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: 683 00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,167 White Rabbit. 684 00:35:23,501 --> 00:35:28,501 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: He's getting louder. 685 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,709 AUDIENCE: He's drinking more. 686 00:35:30,709 --> 00:35:32,083 RUSS: You want more. 687 00:35:32,083 --> 00:35:34,501 JERICHO: Asher Research? 688 00:35:37,834 --> 00:35:41,999 (One cheer.) RUSS: I was wrong, you can make it go backwards. 689 00:35:41,999 --> 00:35:46,083 JERICHO: Gregory Evans? 690 00:35:46,626 --> 00:35:50,959 (Loud cheers and applause.) JERICHO: White 691 00:35:50,959 --> 00:35:53,834 Rabbit thanks you. 692 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:58,501 RUSS: Everyone is still really confused about that one. 693 00:35:58,501 --> 00:35:59,999 JERICHO: Ada initiative. 694 00:36:14,584 --> 00:36:17,417 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: Sorry that 695 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:20,542 was a muscle spasm, nothing else. 696 00:36:20,999 --> 00:36:22,999 And aside little -- Okay. 697 00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:26,167 RUSS: It was Ada. 698 00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:29,209 JERICHO: Valor the other chick? 699 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,292 You want to come up here and we can discuss your 700 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:32,501 financials that have been leaked out? 701 00:36:33,918 --> 00:36:34,999 Anyone? 702 00:36:34,999 --> 00:36:35,999 Anyone? 703 00:36:35,999 --> 00:36:37,667 RUSS: You can have a shot, too. 704 00:36:37,667 --> 00:36:38,667 JERICHO: A shot. 705 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:39,999 Consensual shot. 706 00:36:41,083 --> 00:36:43,375 Okay, fine, we'll send your award later. 707 00:36:43,459 --> 00:36:48,999 I'm not going to spend time on this one, Best Project by a DEF CON Group. 708 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:52,125 We had two nominees, one had 87 votes and 709 00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:54,999 the other had one. 710 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:57,417 Honey pot that can bite. 711 00:36:57,417 --> 00:36:58,751 Anyone involved in that? 712 00:36:58,751 --> 00:36:59,999 RUSS: Anyone? 713 00:36:59,999 --> 00:37:01,083 It's free booze. 714 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:04,584 JERICHO: It's a DEF CON group something. 715 00:37:04,584 --> 00:37:06,751 I don't know, you're supposed to be here. 716 00:37:06,834 --> 00:37:08,083 Fuckers. 717 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:10,167 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) RUSS: You 718 00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:11,667 can lie. 719 00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:13,125 We don't have whiskey, though. 720 00:37:13,501 --> 00:37:16,999 JERICHO: Anyway, that one was an obvious rigged vote. 721 00:37:16,999 --> 00:37:17,667 We'll give it to them because they are 722 00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:19,626 spirited, congratulations. 723 00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:23,876 Worst Security Buzzword since DEF CON 20. 724 00:37:23,876 --> 00:37:25,667 It took a hold of the news. 725 00:37:25,709 --> 00:37:31,501 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) Indicator. 726 00:37:31,501 --> 00:37:34,125 JERICHO: Remember, some of these were nominated. 727 00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:36,999 RUSS: Drink! 728 00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:38,876 Drink! 729 00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:40,626 Drink! 730 00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:42,375 Drink! 731 00:37:42,876 --> 00:37:44,125 Drink! 732 00:37:44,626 --> 00:37:46,167 It is not mine. 733 00:37:46,209 --> 00:37:47,209 It's his. 734 00:37:47,209 --> 00:37:49,167 JERICHO: The laptop owner drinks. 735 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,375 Okay. 736 00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:57,501 We're going down these real quick. 737 00:37:57,501 --> 00:37:58,501 APT. 738 00:37:58,501 --> 00:38:04,999 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: 739 00:38:04,999 --> 00:38:10,876 Buzzwords, plural. 740 00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:11,876 Shut up. 741 00:38:11,876 --> 00:38:14,209 AUDIENCE: How is that anything for security? 742 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:16,125 JERICHO: Security community, duh. 743 00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:17,125 Cloud. 744 00:38:20,334 --> 00:38:23,083 Yeah, that one we probably shouldn't included. 745 00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:24,417 Give you that. 746 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:27,459 CEH, Certified Ethical Hacker. 747 00:38:27,459 --> 00:38:34,375 (Cheers and laugh.) JERICHO: That's a respectable number of laughs. 748 00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:39,999 I'll tell Jay Bavisi, the head of the EC-Council, about that one. 749 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:44,918 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: No, 750 00:38:44,918 --> 00:38:48,709 I'm not really missing it at all. 751 00:38:48,918 --> 00:38:50,083 ADA Initiative. 752 00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:54,667 (Cheers and applause.) RUSS: I like that. 753 00:38:54,667 --> 00:38:56,083 JERICHO: Damn, you're loud. 754 00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,083 Okay. 755 00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:58,083 Anonymous. 756 00:38:58,250 --> 00:39:01,417 That's another one we probably should have dropped since ... 757 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:02,417 yeah. 758 00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:03,542 We'll skip that one. 759 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,542 Cyber. 760 00:39:04,751 --> 00:39:07,459 (Loud cheers and applause.) JERICHO: The irony, 761 00:39:07,459 --> 00:39:12,167 of course, is that all of you should be drinking for that. 762 00:39:13,999 --> 00:39:15,584 Shut up. 763 00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:18,792 China. 764 00:39:22,918 --> 00:39:25,125 RUSS: That's all you've got? 765 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,792 JERICHO: Nice. 766 00:39:31,792 --> 00:39:32,792 Last, Snowden. 767 00:39:32,792 --> 00:39:34,999 (Loud cheers and applause.) RUSS: Hmm. 768 00:39:38,083 --> 00:39:39,959 All right. 769 00:39:43,459 --> 00:39:48,999 JERICHO: The award is cyber, and we are all losers for that one. 770 00:39:49,334 --> 00:39:52,292 RUSS: Everyone drink. 771 00:39:52,292 --> 00:39:56,375 JERICHO: All right, we've got five minutes. 772 00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,999 We have to really do this quick. 773 00:39:57,999 --> 00:40:02,209 Biggest Law Enforcement/Legal System Blunder since DEF CON 20. 774 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,626 We are not going to take votes. 775 00:40:04,626 --> 00:40:08,250 (Some applause.) JERICHO: We are going to call all of these the winner, 776 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:11,999 on how law enforcement fucked up in big ways. 777 00:40:15,709 --> 00:40:19,834 Real quick, unofficial award, Best Con, Pwns, if you missed them at Black Hat, 778 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,501 see the video. 779 00:40:21,501 --> 00:40:22,501 They are funny. 780 00:40:25,209 --> 00:40:28,999 Security humor, really, really clever. 781 00:40:28,999 --> 00:40:29,999 Follow -- hmm? 782 00:40:32,999 --> 00:40:36,375 Best book on freaking this year, exploding the phone. 783 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:39,000 If any of you are interested in telephone and freaking history, 784 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,959 get the book. 785 00:40:41,292 --> 00:40:46,334 Internet hacker security historian of the year, Jason Scott. 786 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,501 Yeah! 787 00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:56,501 By the way, if any of you use the Internet, go donate to archive.org. 788 00:40:56,501 --> 00:40:59,542 If you have any old hacker stuff sitting in your closet, old paperwork 789 00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:03,999 or whatever, work with Jason to make sure it gets in the right hands. 790 00:41:03,999 --> 00:41:06,918 Many people ship stuff to him, he makes sure it goes 791 00:41:06,918 --> 00:41:10,751 to the right places, certain museums or initiatives dedicated 792 00:41:10,751 --> 00:41:13,709 to collecting that information. 793 00:41:13,918 --> 00:41:14,999 Awesome work. 794 00:41:14,999 --> 00:41:18,999 Most prolific tweeter most desperate for an award? 795 00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:23,334 So last, how much time do we have? 796 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:24,334 Two minutes? 797 00:41:24,334 --> 00:41:25,334 Three? 798 00:41:25,334 --> 00:41:26,459 Hey, goon? 799 00:41:26,459 --> 00:41:27,959 RUSS: You have 15. 800 00:41:27,959 --> 00:41:30,542 What about the slide ... 801 00:41:30,542 --> 00:41:32,792 JERICHO: Russ said 15. 802 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:33,792 I like his answer. 803 00:41:33,834 --> 00:41:37,209 RUSS: I can roll it a little bit. 804 00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:41,334 Who is going to fight somebody with free booze on the stage. 805 00:41:41,999 --> 00:41:48,083 JERICHO: Security Charlatan of the Year nominations. 806 00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:57,292 I did not vote, but I worked with my team, the first is Ankit Fadia. 807 00:41:57,876 --> 00:41:58,999 Anyone know him? 808 00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:05,209 No, what did he do this year? 809 00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:07,959 He gave the same presentation he has been giving 810 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:11,667 for the past 13 years where he still uses Back Orifice 811 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:15,459 as an example for a remote access trojan. 812 00:42:16,709 --> 00:42:18,999 RUSS: On that note, is anybody 813 00:42:18,999 --> 00:42:25,167 aside from Space Rogue here that was involved in any of the Back Orifice stuff. 814 00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:27,125 I would like to give them a shot, too. 815 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,792 Do we have Dildog? 816 00:42:29,626 --> 00:42:32,334 JERICHO: Any of you L0PHT bitches. 817 00:42:34,083 --> 00:42:36,292 Rahul Chagi? 818 00:42:38,792 --> 00:42:40,999 He's like a Fadia light? 819 00:42:42,542 --> 00:42:45,292 Kim.com Schmitz? 820 00:42:45,999 --> 00:42:49,250 Most of you heard the news about him, his antics, 821 00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:52,999 mega this and mega fuckwad and all that. 822 00:42:53,999 --> 00:42:57,209 He has a long history before that of fraud and all kinds 823 00:42:57,209 --> 00:42:59,959 of other interesting stuff. 824 00:42:59,959 --> 00:43:01,250 Make sure you read up on that. 825 00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:04,876 I do not know the story behind this one but I got votes. 826 00:43:04,876 --> 00:43:06,167 Ford and Net Security? 827 00:43:07,959 --> 00:43:10,459 RUSS: He still wants a shot. 828 00:43:10,459 --> 00:43:11,999 JERICHO: Afterwards if you know why 829 00:43:11,999 --> 00:43:14,999 they should be nominated, let me know. 830 00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:17,209 Same with this one, Chris Russo? 831 00:43:19,250 --> 00:43:21,083 Chris, are you in the room? 832 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:23,501 Can I buy you a shot and get your secrets? 833 00:43:24,584 --> 00:43:25,999 Bottle? 834 00:43:25,999 --> 00:43:26,999 Okay. 835 00:43:27,334 --> 00:43:29,542 So based on that, and I know it's a little blind 836 00:43:29,542 --> 00:43:32,375 because if you did your homework you would have read 837 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:34,999 about these people in advance. 838 00:43:35,334 --> 00:43:37,250 So Ankit Fadia. 839 00:43:42,292 --> 00:43:44,125 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: 840 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,125 Seems complicated. 841 00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:47,125 RUSS: It is. 842 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,626 JERICHO: By that I mean it's not easy to say. 843 00:43:50,667 --> 00:43:51,999 Fuck you. 844 00:43:53,626 --> 00:43:55,999 Rahul Chagi. 845 00:43:55,999 --> 00:44:00,083 (Cheers and applause.) JERICHO: I'll make sure to write him and say that 846 00:44:00,083 --> 00:44:02,999 he sucked at this award, too. 847 00:44:05,709 --> 00:44:08,334 Kim.com Schmitz. 848 00:44:10,834 --> 00:44:19,501 (Loud cheers and applause and yelling.) JERICHO: I don't care if he wins. 849 00:44:19,667 --> 00:44:21,999 Get another shot and designate his shot. 850 00:44:24,999 --> 00:44:27,083 Ford and Net Security. 851 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,667 Yeah! 852 00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:33,959 Listen, people, if you are going to nominate someone, give us details, 853 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:36,542 juicy dirt I can spill on stage. 854 00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:39,083 RUSS: Or at least show up so you can vote for them. 855 00:44:39,083 --> 00:44:40,083 JERICHO: Yeah. 856 00:44:41,209 --> 00:44:44,125 And last, Chris Russo? 857 00:44:45,626 --> 00:44:50,375 (One cheer.) RUSS: I wish we had a cricket sound track. 858 00:44:52,167 --> 00:44:55,999 It would be too loud. 859 00:44:55,999 --> 00:45:00,999 JERICHO: We'll test your interest in the community, just for fun. 860 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:05,083 Also nominated but not on this list Fernando Gaunt. 861 00:45:05,083 --> 00:45:07,999 (Laughter.) (One loud yell.) AUDIENCE: Background? 862 00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:11,667 No, I don't. 863 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:15,999 AUDIENCE: (Speaker away from microphone.) JERICHO: That 864 00:45:15,999 --> 00:45:18,334 was intentional. 865 00:45:18,334 --> 00:45:19,334 I was curious. 866 00:45:19,334 --> 00:45:21,626 Thank you, thank you, okay. 867 00:45:21,626 --> 00:45:26,501 So Kim.com Schmitz is the winner of the Security Charlatan Award 868 00:45:26,501 --> 00:45:28,334 this year. 869 00:45:30,209 --> 00:45:33,792 Everyone, take this Power Point presentation, highlight his name 870 00:45:33,792 --> 00:45:36,584 and upload it to his mega service. 871 00:45:37,959 --> 00:45:41,999 Next year, we'll have more nominations, different categories maybe. 872 00:45:41,999 --> 00:45:44,584 We will actually have trophies and more booze and hopefully we'll 873 00:45:44,584 --> 00:45:46,542 have more people. 874 00:45:46,542 --> 00:45:49,417 All of you who came in for free shots, DEF CON parties is ready 875 00:45:49,417 --> 00:45:52,250 to give them to you later tonight. 876 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:53,584 Thank you! 877 00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:55,999 RUSS: Thanks, guys.