>>Uh, so welcome to the contest and events closing ceremonies. I’m Grifter, this is Pander over here. >>(woo) >>Yeah, so we’re the new leads for C and E. It’s actually, this year we’re over contests, events villages, parties and the demo labs, so not a lot, just like a couple things. Um, yeah, we’re kinda lazy, thanks man, uh (laughs). So thank you guys for putting up with us, all the organizers, while we figure out how to get things right this year. New venue, new leads, um, but yeah. So let’s roll. We don’t have a ton of time, so let’s go. So I’m just going to go through the deck and whenever OH! [applause] >>Magic. It’s still.. We’re almost there. What? I’m not worried about it. Before we didn’t have a slide. This is.. >>Yeaaaa… Wooo! >>So first of we want to say thank you to these fine folks over here, our Contest and Events Goons, so please give them a round of applause. [applause] >>I want to say that you guys saw us like running around like crazy whatever, but we were just sitting on the couches over there, so… The couches were nice this year, right? Couches. Who knew? Um, all right. So, this year, again uh, thanks to all of the organizers and the contestants. Huge, huge round of applause for those guys. [applause] >>Seriously, you have no idea how early these guys start planning. We do, now. Um, yeah, it’s crazy. It’s like February and they’re like ‘all right, let’s roll’, and I’m like, ‘what?’. They’re like ‘sorry we’re late, usually we start in January!’ and we’re like ‘Please, stop.Is this what’s it’s going to be like?’ So, 29 contests, 16 events, 12 villages, um, you know, multiple parties and all the other stuff we had this year new, if you guys were here on Saturday, these tables out here by the Demo Labs, they were showing off tools. One of the things we were doing there was, we get a lot of submissions to the CFP, uh, like the submission process, and the review board goes through things and we’re like ‘oh, that sounds like really cool, but I don’t know if it’s an hour long talk like on a stage in a giant room’ and so we want to make sure that the content gets out there, so we put them out and let people see what they were doing and talk to them, so um.. It seemed like people liked it so we’ll be bringing it back again next year. Let’s roll straight into it, uh, this is kind of in alphabetical order, and then I’ll say that and immediately go into the letter ‘D’, um, but organizer, please keep this brief, cause we gotta roll. So! Um. DEFCON Bots? Yeah, and if, it’s gonna be uh, kinda alphabetical order, Beard and Mustache get ready to roll and if you want to start kinda getting ready as you see the letters approaching where your contest is gong to be at, that would be awesome. >>Ok, DEFCON Bots is… DEFCON Bots is uh… autonomous robots that shoot lasers at moving targets. It’s really hard to do, and these guys do that. All the software, all the hardware. This year they had to encode messages in their lasers, that they’re shooting at the targets, and actually one of the team went from the qualifier third place to second place in the finals, by exploiting a security hole in the laser protocol. [applause] >>So, these are first, second, third. Team Monkey Business, Team Pew Pew, Team Monkey Business slaughtered everyone, hit like almost 45 targets in 90 seconds in the qualifiers, and we have a special award this year. We have the DEFCON Bots ‘Really Dark, Dark Grey Badge Addendum’ that goes on the badge, so that um, goes to first place. [applause] >>Where’s my Beard and Mustache at? Anyone? Anyone? Jack, Jack, Jack Jack Jack? Those people have beards. Cool. Beverage cooling? He’s coming. >>So, beer chilling was a Thing again this year. Ten years, um, yep, I took it over, well we coded this year, I think we’re going to continue doing that. We had two categories. The unlimited and the hacked together, which ended up being really quite effective. Our biggest challenge this year was we were through a hole in the wall, and nobody was like here a guy with a cardboard sign saying free beer. People were like that’s not real. Totally was! So yeah. Um… So this year we had Team Hebrew that won the unlimited challenge with a truly ghetto fantastic device. It was amazing. And then uh, A Ray o Naught won the hacked together. Guys found a bunch of junk laying around the hotel and built something. It was amazing. So, round of applause to the, and I would like to thank these two guys for putting up with our super late submission. We didn’t start in January, but they still got us out there, so thanks a lot guys. >>Black Bag go. >>Hey, hey! So yeah, Black Bag for those of you that don’t know is a sort of lock picking and penetration game. You break into a virtual office, you got to pick a bunch of locks while you’re in there, there’s getting data, there’s a lot of dick pics, you know, it’s my kind of contest. And… this is the last year I’m ever running it, because there’s not enough throughput. DEFCON’s so big, you can only run so many teams. We’re going to something better and bigger and faster. But this year? Secslut from Salt Lake City, Utah topped it out. Yellow37 and Krob did great just barely getting ahead of Surprise Buttplugs. But a lot of these people, and I encourage you, if any of you are contest organizer, do this shit. For our scoring, we give a 10 percent point bump, off the top of the score for anyone who participates in charity stuff. So if you bomb in and just got a mohawk, just gave blood, like, bang. Score, score like it’s going up.But I let people do that until the end of the contest. So there a whole team watching their score, then they jump to second, then they run over and all give blood and come back with bandages, and they’re like Boom! Give us bonuses! Yeah, Secslut crushed it because they all gave blood. Three, two guys got mohawks, they did like be the match and fusion between the contests and events is awesome, so try to do that and come to the DEFCON Shoot next year, because we blow shit up in the desert, so thank you! >>All right. Next up, Coin Droids. >>And schema-verse. So Coin Droids is a robot battle game, but played entirely through Defcoin. So you battle each other by sending transactions let each other trying to steal each other's money etc. etc. This year, oh I have notes, we had 240 players which was ridiculous. 88000 attacks took place, with a lot of Defcoin. We had two different battles. We had one that was King of the Hill, and that was won by Freak. That go a little intense for a couple of people. And the other battle which was the boss battle I agree the best thing to do with our contest is to kind of integrate a bunch of them, so we had bosses all over the place and someone managed to find three of them and that was Moondoggie. That was pretty much it, CoinDroids.com runs all year, so you can still keep playing. Schema Vese is a space battle game inside a postgres database. So select start from myships, insert in myships, drop tables, it’s all there. this year we had 71 trillion tuples returned for those data base nerds in the room that's 2.5 million actions, and no one hacked it this year, so it was kind of boring, but our prize this year was our Schema Verse cup, which was actually created a core developer of postgres for this competition. So I’d like to welcome Sysfix quickly, run on stage, for being champion this year. [applause] >>Crack me if you can? >>Crack Me if You Can is the password cracking contest, it’s our sixth year. So this year Team HashCat pretty much destroyed all the other Pro Teams, first time we’ve had a back to back winner so they were out for blood and they did it. They get $600 assuming they do a write up a describing everything needed and release updates to all the we require all the Pro Teams to do that in order to get paid so in a week or two there will be new betas of John the Ripper and HashCat and everything that's out there for everybody. The trick this year was it’s all UTF-8 so none of it was in English, it was Japanese, Mandarin, it was all these other things, so most of the updates will be for UTF support in the majority of the tools. Yeah, that’s it. [applause] >>Alphabetical order guys… >>Dark Net project is an interactive puzzle, a contest based on Daniel Suarez's book demon. We put up puzzles run by an interactive jabber bot across defcon to help people learn how to do things in other villages other contest we integrated with coin droids, help people get over there, you can learn to solder, learn to crack Wi-Fi, your, learn to use PGP and TOR. We had three winners this year Silk was a first place winner got a tremendous number of points, he also won last year. Nolan was our send place winner and Tilted Kuipers, I think that’s the pronunciation? Was our third place winner and we’ve got prizes for you also, see me afterwards. Thank you very much. [applause] >> So Drunk Hacker History was a new competition this year and it was a storytelling competition with a twist. We prepared the eight contestants with 5 L of vodka, a liter of bourbon and half a liter of rum. And they got on stage and got five minutes to tell a story. And so what ended up on what was on paper sounded like a really good idea, ended upping a shit show of epic proportions. So we have some prizes, Jack Daniel, we actually don't have his prize, is one of the contestants stole it .And Pyro, if your here, we have a flask for you. And then the first place winner was Katie, and here’s Katie’s prize. [applause] >>Ow. We got Badge Hacking, anybody? He’s coming. We’re all judging your stride. >>Yeah, I’ll take that advice to heart. This is the first year we do the badge hacking pageant. Thanks to judges Joe Grand l0st and Zoz. We saw lots of participation for a first year thing. The digital winner was Loather with a DC22 badge, he made a quadracopter out of it. He did two flights, the first flight came back around and clipped him in the calf. Saw a rather surprising amount of blood there, so great thing that he won that. For the analog winner, it was Rainbow Unicorn’s Bite, with a knit koozy around this year’s Human badge, kinda looked like a tire, it was pretty sick! And for the wildcard badge, it was Mike and Mikey with amazingly detailed counterfeit Über badges, which they used to get into DEFCON this year, I think. So, thanks everyone. We’ll be back and better again next year. >>(yelling)HACKER JEOPARDY!!! [applause] >>At the end you can lead us in a cheer, but Hacker Jeopardy is the oldest at DEFCON at 21 years running. This year is won by Win Job, their third consecutive victory, beating L33t M33t and (indiscernible) and We Fucked it Up, who actually went all or nothing and bellowed out in the finals in the middle of the game. That wasn’t too bright. Jeff Moss, guest speaker, Wynn Schwartau, came out and played Wynn Schwartau as a contestant, and did really well. My understanding is we had a couple firsts. We went through our first streaker, male unfortunately, so maybe next year we’ll do better, at least for the guys. Ladies I hope you enjoyed the show. 140 beers, so hopefully we’re doing the best we can to drive up the cost of DEFCON. And so the ref will now lead us in a prayer… >>(yelling) DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!! DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!! DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!! DON’T FUCK IT UP!!!! Until next year…. >>Amen! We still got a couple shirts If you want one come see me after. [applause] >>Robocalls. There they are. >>Ok, so amazingly the FTC last year, did a Robocall honeypot building contest and more amazingly this year they decided to come back. I was one of the judges. Um, everybody hates Robocalls, it's like the most safest thing in the world to be against, and if you tell people you're working on a contest against Robo calls everybody says yeah that's great, so this was a lot of fun.We had two finalists, this year, competing for these incredibly valuable trophies, that all be very easy to fit into an overhead bin. Our best in, and also if they’re declared official winners through the Federal Bureaucracy, substantial cash prizes. So our best in show was Team Robo Killer, which did an amazing amount of work, are they here? And our first runner up was Amant Sangier. Come on up and claim your very easy to fit in an overhead bin trophy. >>(crowd) >>If you didn’t hear that, he said that’s next year’s badges! Intel CTF? Blake? You’re dead to us. Network Forensics? >>So we come from the small town of Missoula Montana every year. We put up the Network Forensics contest. What it is, is we put a bunch of PCAPs we put together, showing different things through the network’s TCP/IP protocol. It went all the way until they late/early in the morning I guess yesterday. So we have Threat Level Pancakes that came in first, they won a fifth of surge. Second place was just one man, Tom Pole, where ever he is, he’s the best. And then third, is Blue Squirrel, who, and they finished a couple hours after Tom, so congratulations, you guys are awesome, and anything from DEFCON for them? No? Yeah, I did. Maybe?!? Fine. [applause] >>Open CTF, where ya at? Tamper Evident? We are powering through. All right, also dead to us. You guys are gone. Yeah the secure ninja cyber range. Cool. Apparently, they’re reprises. So uh, for Secure Ninja Cyber Range, Maximus Blackbourne came in first with, I’m not, what is that, what? Ensign He? And Gabriel Lawrence, we got prizes up here for you guys. They had to take off, so if you are in here, head on up. No? We’re keeping this shit. Come find me later for smoothies. Like I’m not shitting you look, it’s a ninja thing. Come find us in the DC 801 Penthouse. Warlock games. Well actually, they’re MainStage as well right? All right so, now we’ll get into some of the cool stuff. Be the Match had a 126 sign ups this year. I love that that is still going. is somebody here from that? No? Want to say anything? [Inaudible comment from audience] Yeah, there were 20,000 people and 126 signed up. Yeah, I guess thats whoops. [Laughter] So Blood Coat. So 84 blood donations made this year. So thanks to Deviant for probably getting half of those. [Laughter] [Inaudible comment from audience] Yea, it might be all of them. Man, those guys looked wrecked in there too. Like somebody came over and they’re like, “Holy shit. Like is that like the medical area? Like people are just freaking passing out.’ [Laughter] ‘At DefCon.” Yeah I was like no man, they’re donating blood.” “Oh I thought that was where you went when you like got hurt.” [Laughter] It’s cool. Hand Radio Exams. You here? Awesome, good. You guys can talk about it. >> So DC 408 took their hand at running hand radio exams for the first time this year. Thank you to all of our volunteers. Everyone who came out and took a test gave a shot. not everybody passed but its great to see the enthusiasm. Hope you study and try again somewhere else. There are dice that we gave away to everyone that passed. If you didn’t get yours, and maybe if you’re just a ham, you can come find me. You can have one. >> So as you can see we had 124 exams taken this year. 60 though, 65 of those were the Technician Class, which is your basic entry level. Gets you started in it and you can start transmitting as soon as your name and call sign show up in the SCC database. There were 11 people who upgrade from the Technician up to the General Class. 9 people who went up to their Amatuer Extra which is the highest class that you can achieve. We also had a couple people who, let’s see the actual number for people who tried to do two tests at once was 42. [Cheers] One person attempted to do all three however they fell short on the last test but they will be back. And that’s the stats I have, thank you all. If you’re interested in your Hand Radio License, We’ll have information posted on the forums as well as being back next year. Thank you. [Applause] >>Mohawks. There she is. [Inaudible comment from audience] >>Give me my badge back. Hello, I’m Ed. That’s like, see we do this whole Mohawk Con thing that’s like shaven heads. [Cheers] I see a good amount of mohawks out there but of course never enough. This year, let’s see we have… >>We have updated numbers. >> We have new numbers, you want to pull those up? Because when I sent in the information at noon like I was supposed to we were still cutting heads and getting like huge amounts of even more donations and so… >>Cutting heads. >> Yes. >> Haven’t you seen all the blood running around. You know the medical bay. >> Alright. Final total for the EFF was $2,575.00. For Hackers for Charity, $1,049. Den, the Den Hack Box Donation Box raised $67.00 just printing out stickers. That was only, it was only here for like a day and a half and got $67.00. And we shaved a total of a 153 heads. [Applause] So this year, grand total raised, $3,691.00 for charity. [Cheers] Thank you! [Applause] >> Alright, IOT village. There you are. >> Well we didn’t do anything nice for charity. So that sucks for us but good for them. [Booing] >> Yup, boo, boo, boo. [Laughter] This is the first year of the Internet of Things Village and as you can see.. >> First year, come on. [Applause] >> We had in the village two contests based off our [indiscernible] broken challenge. The 0 Day Track we found 25 new vulnerabilities and just learned that our smart fridge was manned in the middled their email. That just happened so don’t get a smart fridge. And we will be going over the scoring and stuff so if you participated in that track we’re going to reach out to you via email and get you your prizes. Our Capture the Flag contest, we have team first place was Froggy Style. Second was Ad Hack. >> Froggy Style, where are you? [Applause] >> Third place is the Man of One Wolf. Or something that I can’t see down there because I’m short. >> One Man Wolf Pack. [Laughter] >> We are going to be giving over $5,000 in cash prizes so we’ll be in touch with he winners. Thanks for having us this year guys, it was a a lot of fun. [Applause] >>Wifi Village [Cheers] >> It’s good to be here, I’m going to waste as much time as possible. So while this village is here, we had a whole bunch of contest events but we mostly rebuilt the entire Capture the Flag game. We built an entire fake town, including a nuclear power plant, hospital, transmitting broken poc sag. As well as all the standard Wifi stuff so it was really a lot of fun. We had 15 teams with 10 tables so it got a little tight and competitive. We had three winners. Raging Pwners. Been here, they got almost half the flags on the board. So they’re as awesome as it gets. [Applause] You guys better try harder next year. [Applause] We also had Root Acquired. And Last Place. Last Place did quite a bit better than last place as it was but good for them. we gave away about $5,000 in high end radio gear to the winners. So I want to thank Black Phone guys, Silent Circle, as well as Hacker Ref, Hacker Warehouse, Newon for donating so much really expensive gear and No Starch Press and Hack Five for giving away a whole bunch of gear for us. I’d also like to say that this has been, I don’t even know how many years the Wireless Village but our fearless leader, our Father, our Grand Father, Doc Kahuna has been working on this village since DefCon 15 and he’s been running the village since 3 years ago I suppose. Yeah. Oh 5 years ago. He’s been running the village for 5 years, I’m not even old enough to stand here but somehow he’s decided that the rest of us losers can probably hack it on our own. He told us after all this time he’s going to retire and make us do all the work. So a big round of applause for the man who’s been running this forever. [Applause and Cheering] Thanks everybody. >> And I am leaving it in some very young and capable hands. >> Alright we stomped a mud hole in that so thanks everybody. Again the main closing ceremonies will take place on the Paris side of the house. So if you’re interested, head on over that way. So thanks and we’ll see you next year. [Applause] Also if you’re interested in running a contest or even next year, hit us up. You can reach me at grifter@defcon.org. Seriously, we want to see cool shit. Make it happen.