1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,660 Okay, we've got beer, we got balls, we got our team, we got Kitty. 2 00:00:08,700 --> 00:00:11,820 She was our van of vinyl back in the good old days. 3 00:00:12,840 --> 00:00:20,800 I'm not going to mention what year, but suffice it to say, since the year we met, that time could be drinking already. 4 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:26,180 So what we're going to do now is we've got our cast. 5 00:00:26,180 --> 00:00:30,760 I'd like to introduce you to our crew, and we'll get going with Hacker Jeopardy. 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,320 As you know, the rules of the game are this. 7 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:38,540 It's played like regular Jeopardy, except with teams of three. 8 00:00:38,860 --> 00:00:41,260 In addition, we offer a very special incentive. 9 00:00:41,260 --> 00:00:46,020 For every beer that you consume completely, you get 100 points. 10 00:00:46,020 --> 00:00:47,640 It's got to be finished. 11 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:53,660 At the end of the game, we count up your points in your beer, and that's what you have going into final Jeopardy. 12 00:00:53,660 --> 00:01:04,000 If you get a double Jeopardy question right, you get to interact, in some manner of speaking, with our beautiful ladies up here on the counter. 13 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:07,160 If you get it wrong, bad things happen. 14 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,940 We've made special provision for room-temperature non-alcoholic beer. 15 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,140 That's the null beer. 16 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:18,320 That gets into the queue, and it's a denial-of-service attack on your beer points. 17 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:24,020 If you blow your beer out, all your points go back to zero. 18 00:01:24,020 --> 00:01:25,520 That's the Humperdink rule. 19 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,960 After Chris blew out everything in, what, was it 1998 or 99? 20 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,120 Whatever it was, it's a rule on the deck. 21 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,820 No sequel injection on the final. 22 00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:39,180 One of the teams won four or five years ago because they sequel injected their team name, because nobody had the right answer. 23 00:01:39,180 --> 00:01:40,680 That's been patched. 24 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:42,260 What else we got? 25 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,080 We cover it all? 26 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,920 Yeah, we'll make it up as we go along. 27 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,460 I'm Judge Jerry Executioner. 28 00:01:47,460 --> 00:01:50,000 When I say go so you don't like it, fuck you. 29 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:50,720 Let's go. 30 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:00,060 And so now, without further ado, I'd like to introduce you to the beautiful ladies who helped make this show work. 31 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:06,260 First we have, all the way from Florida, Sophie! 32 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,500 Best, best part of my job. 33 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:21,340 Sophie is here to administer pleasure and punishment. 34 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:28,780 In addition, we have, who wants to go first? 35 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:34,660 We have the beautiful and lovely Mink. 36 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:36,120 Shall I introduce you as that? 37 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:38,860 Is Mink refers, is that a verb or a noun? 38 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,580 Because I know what they say about Minks. 39 00:02:41,460 --> 00:02:48,680 But anyway, I was in Denver a couple weeks ago, caught up with a 303 meeting, and I met this lovely lady. 40 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:53,080 So come on up and meet Vanna Vinyl for 2016. 41 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,680 Hey, where's my kiss? 42 00:03:07,340 --> 00:03:10,020 And also we have Beer Betty this year. 43 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:12,780 Now, of course, you got Wynn Schwartau, the old Wynn. 44 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:17,220 Really old, the guy had to come in in a rascal for crying out loud. 45 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,220 Where's your cholestomy bag, dude? 46 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:23,860 Anyway, this year we've replaced this old Wynn with new Wynn. 47 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:31,980 And Wynn will be making sure that everybody is well-beared and taken care of. 48 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:38,400 And, of course, the audience favorite, the man you're all longing to get in bed with, the ref. 49 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:54,100 And the best part of this, the person who's going to make it all happen on the back, Edward! 50 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:55,320 Come on in! 51 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,880 Okay, Dave, I need the team names. 52 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,640 We're gonna go ahead and we're gonna get rolling. 53 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:06,240 So what we're gonna do here, let's go ahead and we're gonna call up three teams. 54 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,820 We've gone through a number of qualifiers. 55 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:12,720 If you want to play and you didn't sign up tomorrow, it's going to be 11 to 12. 56 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,160 We gave up the 10 o'clock slot to the Feds. 57 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,480 Don't ask me why, but Grifter pulled rank on me. 58 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,480 And then again from 2 to 4. 59 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:21,240 So, do you want to play? 60 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:22,280 Come on there. 61 00:04:23,460 --> 00:04:27,640 Send an email to hackerjeopardy at gmail.com. 62 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,540 The autoresponder will take care of it for you. 63 00:04:29,540 --> 00:04:32,420 So without further ado, let's see who's going to play tonight at game one. 64 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,820 It's Perineal Rafe? 65 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:40,120 The hell kind of name is that? 66 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,640 Oh God, you're not serious. 67 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:52,130 I want to see Jabba the Hutt get up these stairs. 68 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:59,960 Dude, you look like one of the women from my high school reunion. 69 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:01,060 That just went bad. 70 00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:10,510 Okay, don't forget to give him a reach around. 71 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,130 Okay, so let's go ahead and get him in seat number one, the green. 72 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:27,990 Number two, team number two. 73 00:05:28,570 --> 00:05:30,950 I think this name is before, but you know what they actually didn't do? 74 00:05:30,950 --> 00:05:32,610 They should have had the trial, so they're gonna get another run. 75 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:33,970 Nice hat gray. 76 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,270 You still around? 77 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,510 Yes, they are. 78 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:41,150 Nice hat gray, one of the Perineals, been able to do something. 79 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:46,550 Come on down, welcome, and you're gonna take spot number two. 80 00:05:46,930 --> 00:05:58,310 And team number three, there's an effort here for rebranding apparently, so if the classic version isn't any good, the hard forked version must be better, right? 81 00:05:58,510 --> 00:06:06,850 So it turns out that taking a WikiLeak has hard forced into Pucifer 3.0, but they did really well, so you guys are coming up here for game one. 82 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:07,950 Are you guys around? 83 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:10,910 Pucifer 3.0? 84 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,810 All right, grab seat number three. 85 00:06:15,650 --> 00:06:16,490 What, are we missing people? 86 00:06:16,490 --> 00:06:19,010 Let's go, come on, move it, move it, move it, what are you, old man? 87 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:23,310 Put your bag around and get going. 88 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:35,370 Now we gotta proof everybody, checking for AARP cards, for crying out loud. 89 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:37,070 Maybe we get a discount on the beer. 90 00:06:37,130 --> 00:06:43,110 Okay, so the rules of the game, we're gonna go ahead, and then ladies, you wanna go ahead and get the beers ready to roll, and go ahead and we'll pop beers. 91 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:47,650 Do not begin drinking the beers until the game starts, okay, but we're gonna get your beers so we can get rolling. 92 00:06:47,810 --> 00:06:51,190 We're gonna have six categories, we have five questions, one to five hundred points. 93 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:54,830 You have monitors here, the audience can see it out here. 94 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:57,690 If they don't get it right, out of Daily Double, it goes out to the audience. 95 00:06:58,570 --> 00:06:59,810 We ready to roll? 96 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:02,810 Holy, yeah. 97 00:07:04,490 --> 00:07:07,250 We gotta lower that beer cart about another two feet. 98 00:07:09,150 --> 00:07:10,770 Okay, ready on the left? 99 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,330 Ready on the right? 100 00:07:13,010 --> 00:07:14,630 Ready on the firing line? 101 00:07:24,060 --> 00:07:25,060 Game on! 102 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:27,060 Get those beers out there! 103 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,440 Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, all right. 104 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,320 Let's take a look at the board. 105 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:41,130 We have microscopic font, a horrible software glitch, but we're gonna tell you what it is anyway. 106 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:44,470 God, I can't even read them. 107 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,590 What's category one, Dave? 108 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,290 Yeah, this is not, okay. 109 00:07:48,290 --> 00:07:50,170 Category one is tunes. 110 00:07:50,630 --> 00:07:53,290 Category two, Tesla for win. 111 00:07:54,290 --> 00:07:57,290 Category three, acronyms. 112 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,270 Category four, eight bits or less, depending on your age. 113 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,850 Category five, Hacker Jeopardy history. 114 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:08,430 And category six, Vag, V-A-G. 115 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:11,910 All the answers will contain a V-A-G, okay. 116 00:08:14,510 --> 00:08:16,930 Don't ask me about that one. 117 00:08:16,970 --> 00:08:22,430 It's equal opportunity, and come on, if we get more women playing this game, we'll make it work both ways. 118 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:28,990 Okay, so team one, Perennial Rafe, I'll just call you Rafe for short. 119 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:31,370 You on the board, pick a category, pick a number. 120 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:32,090 What do you want? 121 00:08:35,020 --> 00:08:37,600 They can't talk through the costumes, apparently. 122 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:41,140 We will take Vag for 100. 123 00:08:41,460 --> 00:08:43,160 Vag for 100. 124 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:51,900 The answer is, a person without a settled home or regular work who wanders from place to place and lives by begging. 125 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,440 Seven letters in Hackers is not what we're looking for. 126 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,840 This is off to a very slow start. 127 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:00,200 Okay, nice hack, Ray. 128 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,240 What is a vagrant? 129 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:02,960 What is a vagrant is correct. 130 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,060 You got it, and you're on the board. 131 00:09:04,060 --> 00:09:04,880 Well done. 132 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,080 Come on, let's go. 133 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:08,740 What do you want? 134 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:09,860 Let's get excited. 135 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,220 Can't hear you. 136 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,700 Vag for two. 137 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:18,540 Vag for two. 138 00:09:18,540 --> 00:09:19,500 He knows what he likes. 139 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:22,360 Let's go in a little bit deeper for 200 points. 140 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:23,400 Just the tip. 141 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:26,260 To lay waste by force, to desolate by violence. 142 00:09:26,260 --> 00:09:27,400 Six letters. 143 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,920 Ooh, reach for that thesaurus. 144 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,160 You've never called it that before. 145 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:35,720 Yeah. 146 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:40,240 Oh, come on, six letters. 147 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:43,060 We gave, we're giving you three of the six letters. 148 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:48,940 Going once, going twice, out to the audience. 149 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:53,000 Yeah, what is ravage? 150 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,340 Awesome, you got it. 151 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,660 Sorry, don't have any swag today. 152 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,220 Come back tomorrow, we'll get you cool stuff. 153 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,480 All right, you're still on the board even though you don't deserve it. 154 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,240 What do you think? 155 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,300 Uh, let's do vag for three. 156 00:10:04,380 --> 00:10:05,560 Vag for three. 157 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:07,040 He's trying to hit bottom here. 158 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:12,240 A composition, as in music or a drama, designed to produce effects by its wild irregularity. 159 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:21,920 Hey, Wynn, we'll have to inspect. 160 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,840 Oh, come on, guys, don't, no English majors here. 161 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:33,680 Going once, going twice, out to the audience. 162 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:35,440 Yeah. 163 00:10:36,620 --> 00:10:38,400 Not in the form of a question. 164 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,280 Oh, what is a shravaganza? 165 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:41,860 They got it. 166 00:10:41,860 --> 00:10:45,360 By the way, these folks are here with DEFCON, D-E-A-F-C-O-N. 167 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,060 Welcome to Hacker Jeopardy! 168 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,780 And thank you to our two translators who are making everything happen for them. 169 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:58,760 Okay, wow, it turns out that our contestants don't know anything about vag, apparently. 170 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:02,640 Well, that's not much of a surprise. 171 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,440 All right, what else do you want? 172 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,320 We'll do Tesla for 100. 173 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,660 You'll do? 174 00:11:07,660 --> 00:11:08,960 Tesla for Wynn for 100. 175 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,760 Tesla for Wynn for 100. 176 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:16,740 The answer is, although Edison advocated DC for power transmission, Tesla pushed for AC, short for this. 177 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:17,760 Nice hat, Gray. 178 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,680 What is alternating current? 179 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:20,540 What is alternating current? 180 00:11:20,540 --> 00:11:22,360 Is correct for 100 points. 181 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,080 You double down. 182 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:24,980 Okay, great. 183 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,400 Oh, yeah, you got to put that beer upside down on your head. 184 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,660 Let us know that you're done with it. 185 00:11:30,060 --> 00:11:31,140 Tesla for two. 186 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:32,860 A little bit louder. 187 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:33,600 I can barely hear you. 188 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:34,680 Got to talk in the microphone. 189 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,060 Tesla for 200. 190 00:11:36,060 --> 00:11:37,220 Tesla for 200. 191 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:42,180 The answer is, the Tesla T is the SI unit for measuring this. 192 00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,060 Pucifer. 193 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,880 What is electrical field? 194 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:51,560 What is electrical field is technically not correct. 195 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:52,220 No. 196 00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:59,120 Going once. 197 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,380 Oh, punishment time. 198 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:06,240 I think they wanted this because they know that the ref doesn't come until round two. 199 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,360 Going twice. 200 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,300 They don't know what a Tesla is for? 201 00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:10,940 Out to win. 202 00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,460 What's the Tesla the measure of? 203 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:14,820 Magnetic field strength. 204 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:20,040 Yes, there's electromagnetism, but it doesn't describe your personality. 205 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,520 Damn thing is falling down. 206 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:21,920 Let's go. 207 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,480 You on the board. 208 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,300 What do you want? 209 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:28,780 What the fuck is a magnetic field? 210 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:29,640 Okay, I'm sorry. 211 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:30,520 We got to get it right. 212 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,160 Okay, back over here. 213 00:12:33,780 --> 00:12:34,780 You on the board. 214 00:12:34,780 --> 00:12:35,540 I can take it away from you. 215 00:12:35,540 --> 00:12:36,720 If you don't make a decision. 216 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,580 Tesla for three. 217 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,140 Let's go deeper into something you know nothing more about. 218 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:51,140 Although William Rankin was credited for his discovery in 1895, Tesla documents the experiments in 1894 with this Pucifer. 219 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,000 What are x-rays? 220 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,860 What are x-rays? 221 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,420 And you were probably his first patient. 222 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,180 All right, awesome. 223 00:12:57,180 --> 00:13:00,380 You own the board and you're back in the game. 224 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:04,560 That was a 300 points, so you're in the black. 225 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:05,040 What do you like? 226 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,820 Acronyms for 100, please. 227 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,200 Acronyms for 100. 228 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:11,600 The answer is C.F.A.A., also known as 18 U.S. 229 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,240 Code Section 1030. 230 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:16,500 Pucifer. 231 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,820 What is the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act? 232 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:20,620 What is the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act? 233 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:25,120 Desperately in need of revision. 234 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,100 Fuck that law. 235 00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,460 All right, gentlemen, you on the board. 236 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,020 What do you want? 237 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,540 Fuck that law. 238 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:30,880 Tunes for 100? 239 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,440 Tunes for 100. 240 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:36,000 The answer is our first Daily Double. 241 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:52,060 All right, well, you got 200, but this being a government funded program, you can bet up to $500. 242 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,340 We'll bet 200. 243 00:13:55,340 --> 00:13:58,220 They're gonna bet 200 on a 100. 244 00:14:00,180 --> 00:14:02,700 Okay, 200 it is. 245 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:04,640 Let's see what the answer is. 246 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,780 The name of this author and cartoon. 247 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:12,860 What is Dilbert by Scott Adams? 248 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,780 Yeah, he went in his mouth of the mic. 249 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:24,280 She heard him. 250 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,920 Okay, what is Dilbert by Scott Adams? 251 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,080 It's actually Scott Albums and Dilbert. 252 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,700 I was looking for that order, but because he's dyslexic, we'll let him have the points. 253 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,180 So let's see what you get. 254 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,340 Take your choice. 255 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,180 Come on. 256 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,340 You got points. 257 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:45,340 Could you get a what? 258 00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:46,840 You want the ref already? 259 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,060 Yeah, I'll get something. 260 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:55,560 Yeah. 261 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,480 Oh, gee whiz, for 100 points? 262 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,340 No, I want more for that dress. 263 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,100 How about the lady who's been fondling you all day? 264 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,740 Lady's choice. 265 00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:04,980 Lady's choice. 266 00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:05,780 Go ahead. 267 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,920 Take what you like. 268 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,940 Don't hold up the game though. 269 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,640 All right, the bottom man. 270 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:12,760 Let's hear it. 271 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,560 All right, Jeremy, we'll protect you. 272 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:17,260 We won't let your wife watch the tape. 273 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,560 Okay, you're on the board. 274 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,240 Let's keep rolling. 275 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:19,920 What do you want? 276 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,580 Eight bits or less for 100, please. 277 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,520 Eight bits or less for 100. 278 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:28,100 The answer is reaching the market in 1997 for about $200 each. 279 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:32,940 X2 and K56 Flex were competing protocols for these devices. 280 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:33,940 Nice hat gray. 281 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:36,380 What are modems? 282 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:38,340 You got to talk into the microphone. 283 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:39,680 Seriously into the microphone. 284 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,780 What are modems? 285 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,360 What are modems is correct. 286 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:44,800 All right, you're on the board. 287 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,360 What do you want? 288 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,200 I know, I like it. 289 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,280 Talk to me, Goose. 290 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,800 Eight bits or less for two. 291 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,420 Eight bits or less for 200. 292 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:58,300 The answer is it was called Family Computer when released in 1983 for 14.8 thousand yen. 293 00:15:58,760 --> 00:15:59,540 Rafe. 294 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:10,010 Going once. 295 00:16:10,710 --> 00:16:12,070 Going twice. 296 00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:13,090 Fail. 297 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:17,790 All right, nice hat gray. 298 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:18,950 What is Famicon? 299 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,530 What is the Vanathon? 300 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:22,290 Famicon. 301 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:27,210 I have no idea what you're calling, but it has nothing to do with what is on my answer sheet, so I'm going to take no to that one. 302 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,210 Last chance. 303 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:29,870 Really? 304 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:31,730 Going. 305 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:33,530 Going. 306 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:35,690 What do you got? 307 00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:37,290 What is Wang? 308 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:39,170 No, that's what's between your legs. 309 00:16:40,210 --> 00:16:40,950 You. 310 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,000 No, he said no. 311 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,440 I can't hear from this far anyway. 312 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,000 What is NES? 313 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,280 The Nintendo Entertainment System is correct. 314 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,580 It's called the Famicom. 315 00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:55,300 All righty. 316 00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,540 Guys, these are not tough questions, all right? 317 00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,280 All right, come on, keep going. 318 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,600 Nice hat, you on the board. 319 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:06,780 Nice hat, pick a category. 320 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:08,400 Going once. 321 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,700 All right, um, acronyms 200. 322 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,400 Acronyms for 200. 323 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,200 The answer is P.O.E. 324 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,200 relating to networking. 325 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,360 Nice hat gray. 326 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:18,680 What is power over Ethernet? 327 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,900 What is power over Ethernet is correct. 328 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,820 Go ahead. 329 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,560 What do you want? 330 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,380 Acronyms 300. 331 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:27,600 Acronym for 300. 332 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,800 The answer is shitty websites, XSS. 333 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,360 Nice hat gray. 334 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:35,040 What is cross-site scripting? 335 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,700 What is cross-site scripting is correct. 336 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,780 I noticed the other team's pressing and holding. 337 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:44,160 It's like a millisecond response, so as soon as you press it, it cancels out if it doesn't win. 338 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,120 So constant repetition is the best way to make sure you win. 339 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:48,320 I like to hit it hard. 340 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,080 Yes. 341 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,420 Okay, what do you want? 342 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,660 Acronyms for four. 343 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,720 Acronyms for four. 344 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:58,860 Okay, the answer is... All right, your chance for a Daily Double. 345 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,880 All righty then. 346 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,900 Well, let's see, you got some stuff to play with. 347 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,580 You can play with all 600. 348 00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,440 You got the balls? 349 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,500 Let's see what you got. 350 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,740 Show me your Pokeballs. 351 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,900 What is your wager, please? 352 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,120 Come on! 353 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,480 Going once. 354 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:33,700 500. 355 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,200 Okay, 500 for four. 356 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:39,580 All right, it's three quarters of the way up, so we'll give them some credit for that one. 357 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:44,200 The answer is PCI, the bus, not the regulation. 358 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:58,080 And your little dog, too. 359 00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,380 Going once. 360 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,380 Going... What is peripheral connector interface? 361 00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,100 What is peripheral connected to the internet is not correct. 362 00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,020 Interface! 363 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,040 Interface! 364 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:12,960 Interface is still not correct. 365 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:15,300 Nice double time. 366 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,420 Guess what you get? 367 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:20,660 We have room temperature, non-alcoholic beer. 368 00:19:22,860 --> 00:19:25,860 Stick that in your queue and shake it. 369 00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:27,760 Holy mackerel, look out. 370 00:19:29,340 --> 00:19:31,960 All right, make it so and get out of the way. 371 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,060 All right, while they're punishing, they've got it. 372 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,280 Whoa, they got to drink this stuff. 373 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,380 Get your mouth over that thing. 374 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:37,680 It's coming out fast. 375 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:42,060 All right, that's nasty. 376 00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:44,320 As soon as they finish that, they can continue going for points. 377 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,340 All right, it's PCI, the bus, not the regulation. 378 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,160 Out to the audience. 379 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:47,940 Anybody know? 380 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:48,520 Anybody know? 381 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:49,620 Yeah, right here. 382 00:19:49,620 --> 00:19:50,580 I know the answer. 383 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,900 It's the one I know. 384 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,300 Give me a break. 385 00:19:54,940 --> 00:19:55,640 Give a Pokemon a break. 386 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,800 It's impossible for me to hear up here, so we're just going to go ahead and show you the answer. 387 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:01,780 The answer is peripheral component interconnect. 388 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,120 Interface is wrong. 389 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:06,380 We anticipated you say interface, and we knew you'd get it wrong. 390 00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:13,240 It's still on the board, though, but now you're in the red. 391 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:14,480 No, you're up. 392 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,300 You're in the black. 393 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,560 Low-scoring game. 394 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,580 That's typical low-scoring people. 395 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:20,380 What can I say? 396 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,420 What do you think you want to do next? 397 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,780 Tesla for 400. 398 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:25,200 Tesla for 400. 399 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,480 Go back to the wind short-tail category. 400 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:31,180 Some argue that Tesla invented the radio, but this Italian got all the credit. 401 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,000 Lucifer. 402 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,100 Who's Marconi? 403 00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:35,300 Who is Guglielmo Marconi? 404 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,540 Si, you got it, but not the bad. 405 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:38,740 All right, you're on the board. 406 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:39,720 What do you want? 407 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,100 Tesla for 500, please. 408 00:20:41,100 --> 00:20:42,060 Tesla for 500. 409 00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:50,060 Closing out the category, the answer is Tesla cured this iconic American author's constipation by having him stand on a high-frequency oscillator. 410 00:20:51,420 --> 00:20:53,760 It's on Wikipedia. 411 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,820 It's got to be true. 412 00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,290 Oh, wow. 413 00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,350 Iconic American author. 414 00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:02,910 When did Tesla live? 415 00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:03,910 Lucifer. 416 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:05,050 Who's Mark Twain? 417 00:21:05,050 --> 00:21:06,210 Who is Mark Twain? 418 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,550 The guy put two and two together. 419 00:21:07,550 --> 00:21:08,730 He got it right. 420 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,280 See, old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. 421 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,520 Okay, wow. 422 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,840 Oh, wow, you got a lap dance. 423 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,000 One, two. 424 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,360 Hey, ref, we got a job for you. 425 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:30,880 You got a third. 426 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:43,360 That is going to cause nightmares, watching the ref twerking in public. 427 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,450 Oh, boy, they don't pay me enough for this job. 428 00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:56,570 Okay, back over here, Gug. 429 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:57,570 Pucci, you're on the board. 430 00:21:57,830 --> 00:21:59,210 Toons for 200, please. 431 00:21:59,210 --> 00:22:00,330 Toons for 200. 432 00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:02,010 The name of this author in cartoon. 433 00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:04,810 Remember, please give me the order of the author in the cartoon. 434 00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,530 Nice hat gray. 435 00:22:12,410 --> 00:22:14,170 Talk into the microphone. 436 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:18,850 Who is Randall Munroe and XKCD? 437 00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:22,010 That Randall? 438 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:27,570 I think someone needs to check Wikipedia on that one. 439 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:30,490 I'm going to hold off on that. 440 00:22:31,210 --> 00:22:31,970 Russell? 441 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:33,110 He's right. 442 00:22:33,110 --> 00:22:33,970 Yeah, we thought so. 443 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,270 Yeah, my research. 444 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,370 I thought it was right. 445 00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:37,750 Yeah, we typed it in wrong. 446 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:38,970 So, yes, you got it. 447 00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:40,990 Randall Munroe, XKCD. 448 00:22:40,990 --> 00:22:42,050 Someone type Russell. 449 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:43,650 Damn spell corrector. 450 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:45,830 It's a spell corrector. 451 00:22:47,150 --> 00:22:47,990 Yep. 452 00:23:16,390 --> 00:23:19,690 That's going to give me nightmares for crying out loud, dude. 453 00:23:37,330 --> 00:23:40,730 Sorry, I ate a lot of berries last week. 454 00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,330 Get that crap out of here. 455 00:23:45,490 --> 00:23:48,490 Alrighty, what do you want? 456 00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:49,610 Acronyms for 500. 457 00:23:49,790 --> 00:23:51,350 Acronyms for 500. 458 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:54,030 They're going to close out the category. 459 00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:57,830 The answer is another Daily Double. 460 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:08,510 Payback's your bitch. 461 00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:09,690 What do you want? 462 00:24:09,690 --> 00:24:11,050 Well, 500. 463 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:12,210 500. 464 00:24:12,630 --> 00:24:14,990 All right, 500 it is. 465 00:24:15,270 --> 00:24:16,470 Acronyms for 500. 466 00:24:16,470 --> 00:24:20,210 The answer is Whopper from that 1983 movie. 467 00:24:28,060 --> 00:24:30,840 Would you like to play a little game? 468 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:36,520 Oh, bad things. 469 00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:39,360 Did they even clear their queue of the dead beer yet? 470 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,880 Yes. 471 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,320 All right, I gotta give you an answer from here all the time. 472 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:44,980 What do you want? 473 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,300 Drink five beers, you'll be okay, but going once. 474 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,100 Going twice. 475 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,700 Say something, damn it. 476 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,720 Total complete failure. 477 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,200 Yep, you lose. 478 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:04,700 More warm beer. 479 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,100 More abuse. 480 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,900 Oh dude, here it comes. 481 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,600 Fucked it up. 482 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:17,780 Oh, whips and paddles and what else we got? 483 00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:19,060 Soldering iron. 484 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:22,320 Oh my god, jeez, you guys are sick. 485 00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:29,770 Make some noise. 486 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:48,680 Alrighty then, they may not want to sit down, but they've also got the warm beers coming again. 487 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:53,240 Failure is expensive in life, isn't it gentlemen? 488 00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:56,260 All right, well, out to the audience. 489 00:25:56,260 --> 00:25:58,060 Anybody remember the Whopper? 490 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:05,060 What is the war operation response plan? 491 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:07,680 That's a dyslexic answer. 492 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,100 War operational programmed response. 493 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:24,920 It is not a programmed response. 494 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,040 No. 495 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,240 Big guy, big guy. 496 00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:33,400 Not in the form of a question. 497 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,480 Sit down. 498 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,980 But now the answer's out in the open. 499 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:40,200 Let's see what it is. 500 00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,980 War operation plan response. 501 00:26:41,980 --> 00:26:42,760 Go back. 502 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,500 Watch Matthew Broderick. 503 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:47,460 By the way, what's the password in that movie? 504 00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:50,020 Joshua. 505 00:26:50,140 --> 00:26:51,380 Okay, back to the board. 506 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,300 Come on, let's go. 507 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,280 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 508 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,020 What do you want? 509 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:54,740 Nice hack, Ray. 510 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,700 You're in the hole. 511 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:57,940 It is not a pleasant one. 512 00:26:57,940 --> 00:26:59,580 Hacker Jeopardy history 100. 513 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:08,380 History for one. 514 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:16,790 Okay, I got it. 515 00:27:16,790 --> 00:27:18,050 What do you want? 516 00:27:21,050 --> 00:27:25,150 Hey, Alex, give me this much of gaffer tape right now. 517 00:27:25,150 --> 00:27:26,970 Get it off that seat behind Mark, please. 518 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:28,630 Okay, got it. 519 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,750 Okay, on the board, what do you want? 520 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:40,690 Enough delay. 521 00:27:40,690 --> 00:27:41,870 History or 100? 522 00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:43,130 301? 523 00:27:43,130 --> 00:27:43,550 That's not it. 524 00:27:43,550 --> 00:27:43,890 I can't hear you. 525 00:27:43,890 --> 00:27:44,470 History. 526 00:27:44,470 --> 00:27:45,950 Hacker Jeopardy history for 100. 527 00:27:46,010 --> 00:27:47,770 Hacker Jeopardy for 300. 528 00:27:47,810 --> 00:27:48,330 100. 529 00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:49,230 100, yeah. 530 00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:51,710 Sorry, you got to put into the microphone. 531 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:54,890 Put your mouth around it and oscillate. 532 00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:57,670 All right, Hacker Jeopardy for 100. 533 00:27:57,670 --> 00:28:03,190 The answer is a typo on the wheel of misfortune a few years ago led to this rhyming phrase now associated with Hacker Jeopardy. 534 00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:06,830 What is beef thief? 535 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,770 What is beef thief? 536 00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:10,750 Beef thief. 537 00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:11,950 Beef thief. 538 00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:13,150 Beef thief. 539 00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:14,650 Beef thief. 540 00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:20,090 Well done, gentlemen, and you're number two. 541 00:28:20,090 --> 00:28:22,550 Hacker Jeopardy history for 200, please. 542 00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:24,850 Hacker Jeopardy history for 200. 543 00:28:25,190 --> 00:28:28,990 The first year that Hacker Jeopardy made an appearance at DEF CON. 544 00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:39,230 Do a little bit of math work, gentlemen. 545 00:28:40,390 --> 00:28:42,550 Schwartown knows he was there. 546 00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:43,850 Was he there? 547 00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:47,730 He actually was young and nubile. 548 00:28:47,970 --> 00:28:49,230 And buxom. 549 00:28:49,230 --> 00:28:51,370 Or just a noob, I forget. 550 00:28:51,770 --> 00:28:53,150 Going once. 551 00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:55,290 Going twice. 552 00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:59,650 And out to the audience, anybody remember? 553 00:29:01,550 --> 00:29:04,970 What is DEF CON 3 is not a year. 554 00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:12,290 1995. 555 00:29:12,590 --> 00:29:13,310 What is that? 556 00:29:13,310 --> 00:29:15,510 1995 is not correct. 557 00:29:19,020 --> 00:29:19,420 All right. 558 00:29:19,420 --> 00:29:20,260 Third try is a charm. 559 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,900 What is 1994 is correct? 560 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:22,980 DEF CON 2 is not a year. 561 00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:25,540 I kind of anticipated that kind of screw up, too. 562 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:26,180 Well done. 563 00:29:26,180 --> 00:29:26,820 Off to the board. 564 00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:27,660 What do you want? 565 00:29:28,660 --> 00:29:30,060 Didn't cost you anything. 566 00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:32,000 History for 300. 567 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,060 Hacker Jeopardy history. 568 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,580 He was accused of feloniously Hacker Jeopardy for three. 569 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:43,280 He was accused of feloniously cheating during DEF CON 11 by looking up the final answer on his Blackberry. 570 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:49,920 Come on. 571 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,820 There's a really big hint in there. 572 00:29:58,510 --> 00:29:59,810 Come on. 573 00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:04,290 It was going once. 574 00:30:04,330 --> 00:30:05,370 Felonious. 575 00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:07,050 Going twice. 576 00:30:07,050 --> 00:30:07,770 Boosifer. 577 00:30:07,770 --> 00:30:08,790 Who is Mitnick? 578 00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:10,870 Kevin Mitnick is correct. 579 00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:11,510 Yeah. 580 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:17,070 By the way, Kevin's team set the record for Hacker Jeopardy. 581 00:30:17,070 --> 00:30:21,150 The fewest number of alcoholic beverages consumed because his partner was LDS. 582 00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:21,810 Didn't drink. 583 00:30:21,810 --> 00:30:22,610 Three beverages. 584 00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:24,170 They won it all on intellect. 585 00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:24,670 See? 586 00:30:25,130 --> 00:30:28,170 So you own the board and you're in the black yet? 587 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:29,070 No, not quite. 588 00:30:30,070 --> 00:30:31,270 Tunes for 300, please. 589 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,090 Tunes for 300. 590 00:30:33,190 --> 00:30:33,770 Stand by. 591 00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:34,430 Let me get the category. 592 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:36,430 The name of this author and cartoon. 593 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:45,810 You guys at the end are morons if you can't get this one. 594 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:52,970 Who is Matthew Inman and the Oatmeal? 595 00:30:52,970 --> 00:30:54,650 Who is Matthew Inman and the Oatmeal? 596 00:30:54,650 --> 00:31:01,030 Oh , geez. 597 00:31:01,530 --> 00:31:04,250 Hey, can you Pokemon or are you like not able to speak? 598 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:05,310 I don't Pokemon. 599 00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:06,050 I don't know what that is. 600 00:31:06,050 --> 00:31:07,930 I was wearing a ball gag. 601 00:31:08,570 --> 00:31:10,050 He just wants a Pikachu. 602 00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:11,770 Yeah, he just wants a Pikachu. 603 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:12,750 Okay, what do you want? 604 00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:14,710 We'll do 8-bit for 300. 605 00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:16,590 8-bits for 300. 606 00:31:16,830 --> 00:31:19,690 The answer is released in 1983. 607 00:31:19,870 --> 00:31:24,330 The Dynatac 800, 8000X was the first commercially available one of these. 608 00:31:24,990 --> 00:31:26,490 Wraith, you woke up. 609 00:31:27,190 --> 00:31:28,710 What is a mobile phone? 610 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:30,390 What is a mobile phone is correct. 611 00:31:33,490 --> 00:31:35,630 Finally, I get in the game. 612 00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,990 Okay, pick a category. 613 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:43,310 Let's stick with 8-bits or less. 614 00:31:43,310 --> 00:31:45,170 Let's stick with 8-bits or less. 615 00:31:45,170 --> 00:31:46,050 400. 616 00:31:46,050 --> 00:31:50,570 The answer is... All right, you finally got one. 617 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:54,960 Fuck it up. 618 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,800 500. 619 00:32:00,910 --> 00:32:03,670 Well, again, we got a government program here. 620 00:32:03,670 --> 00:32:05,690 So you got 100, but you get that up to five. 621 00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:07,950 Well, whatever the max is. 622 00:32:07,950 --> 00:32:08,650 Five. 623 00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:10,310 I'm trying to give you hints. 624 00:32:10,710 --> 00:32:12,110 I said 500. 625 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:12,770 500. 626 00:32:12,770 --> 00:32:13,430 Thank you. 627 00:32:13,430 --> 00:32:14,290 Okay. 628 00:32:15,010 --> 00:32:20,310 The answer is the author of this eponymously named... Oh, wrong one. 629 00:32:21,330 --> 00:32:22,850 Which one are you in? 630 00:32:23,430 --> 00:32:24,890 I can't hear you. 631 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,600 8-bits or less that we're at. 632 00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,080 Yeah, I can't hear a damn thing up here. 633 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,800 Okay. 634 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:39,680 Don't hold your breath. 635 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:45,520 Naming the sixth Sierra November 7, which uses thermionic emission in an evacuation container. 636 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,060 What would do that? 637 00:32:55,230 --> 00:32:57,010 Oh, God. 638 00:32:57,010 --> 00:32:58,810 We used to play with these as kids. 639 00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,180 What is Halon? 640 00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:08,060 What is Halon is not correct. 641 00:33:08,180 --> 00:33:13,880 Halon chlorofluorocarbons do not use thermionic emission in an evacuated container. 642 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,140 Okay. 643 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:17,780 So that's fuck up. 644 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:20,880 I saw this guy over here first. 645 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,520 What is a vacuum tube? 646 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,500 He's correct. 647 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,100 All right. 648 00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:28,480 Abuse time. 649 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,240 That's nice. 650 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,340 Get as hard as you can. 651 00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:37,880 Oh, under the tail. 652 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:46,140 Gotta go to this one. 653 00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:47,880 Hey, that Pikachu. 654 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,920 Why don't we just don't... 655 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,860 Oh yeah. 656 00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:52,080 Oh, that's disgusting. 657 00:33:58,880 --> 00:33:59,440 All righty. 658 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:00,200 Back to the board. 659 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:00,780 You own the board. 660 00:34:00,780 --> 00:34:02,660 You don't deserve it, but what do you want? 661 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,900 Badge for 400. 662 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:11,920 Badge for 400. 663 00:34:12,980 --> 00:34:13,580 Okay. 664 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:18,360 Now I don't know how you're going to get your thing in one of those in that costume, but let's take a look. 665 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:23,260 From the Latin, washing out a body cavity with water or medicated solution. 666 00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:33,370 Oh, I know what you're thinking, but somehow it doesn't fit. 667 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,720 Come on. 668 00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:38,080 Wow. 669 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,860 This had to be a pretty interesting. 670 00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,540 All right. 671 00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:42,600 Going once. 672 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:45,780 Going twice. 673 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:50,440 And out to the audience, I see this lady waving like crazy. 674 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,500 Not in the form of a question. 675 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,900 I see another lady over here. 676 00:34:57,140 --> 00:34:57,600 Yeah. 677 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,620 What is a lavage? 678 00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,560 Exactly. 679 00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:01,220 And what were you gentlemen thinking? 680 00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,880 No, it was a lady. 681 00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:05,920 Okay. 682 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:06,980 Back to the board. 683 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,000 You odd creatures down there. 684 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:09,980 You own the board. 685 00:35:09,980 --> 00:35:12,260 You're in the hole bigger and bigger, deeper and deeper. 686 00:35:13,060 --> 00:35:14,520 Wrong approach. 687 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:14,840 Come on. 688 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,260 What do you got? 689 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:16,720 Talk to me, goose. 690 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,400 Hacker Jeopardy history for 400. 691 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,840 Hacker Jeopardy history for 400. 692 00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:30,380 The answer is his rule makes puking on stage cost you all your beer points. 693 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:31,960 Ray. 694 00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,040 Who is Wynn Schwartau? 695 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,460 Who is Wynn Schwartau is not correct. 696 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,180 Wynn's never lost it on stage. 697 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,200 Nice hack, Ray. 698 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:41,080 Who's that? 699 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:44,640 Come on. 700 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,380 Let's see what you got. 701 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:45,980 Humperdinck. 702 00:35:45,980 --> 00:35:47,020 Who is Humperdinck? 703 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,100 Yeah, Chris. 704 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,640 Way to go. 705 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,580 Anybody remember Chris? 706 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,800 Yeah, he was awesome. 707 00:35:51,820 --> 00:36:01,860 He handicapped himself by chugging an entire pitcher of beer before the game started and then sat down, threw up in a 40-gallon bucket, went back and finished the game. 708 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,140 Yeah, in the tent heat, if you remember over there at the Lexus Park. 709 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:09,380 You own the board. 710 00:36:09,820 --> 00:36:10,620 Nice hack, Ray. 711 00:36:10,620 --> 00:36:11,520 What do you want? 712 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:14,940 Hacker Jeopardy history 500. 713 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,060 Hacker Jeopardy history for 500. 714 00:36:17,060 --> 00:36:21,860 Closing out the category, the only two DEF CONs that did not feature Hacker Jeopardy. 715 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,560 Rafe. 716 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,560 What is DEF CON 1 and what is DEF CON 2? 717 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,560 What is DEF CON 1 and 2? 718 00:36:29,740 --> 00:36:37,040 No, I would say probably not, because the 200-point question said the first year it made an appearance and that was at DEF CON 2. 719 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,260 So you failed on that one. 720 00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:39,680 We want to lose big. 721 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,620 All right, other teams. 722 00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:44,740 Only two DEF CONs that did not feature Hacker Jeopardy. 723 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:46,960 Going once. 724 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:49,800 Going twice. 725 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,500 All right, out to the audience. 726 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,220 What are 1 and 3? 727 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:56,160 Is not correct. 728 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,420 Not in the form of a question. 729 00:37:02,370 --> 00:37:03,330 What is 1 and 12? 730 00:37:03,330 --> 00:37:04,370 Is correct. 731 00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:09,850 Yeah, that was the year they decided to try out new contests. 732 00:37:09,850 --> 00:37:11,600 They failed miserably. 733 00:37:12,350 --> 00:37:15,150 Nothing is as awesome as Hacker Jeopardy. 734 00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:18,310 All right, yeah. 735 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:20,710 All right. 736 00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,170 Okay, let's go. 737 00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:25,330 Out to the board. 738 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:26,630 Which one? 739 00:37:26,630 --> 00:37:27,930 Eight bits for 500. 740 00:37:27,930 --> 00:37:30,130 You got to talk into the microphone, seriously. 741 00:37:30,590 --> 00:37:32,610 No, get really close to it. 742 00:37:33,810 --> 00:37:34,650 Can you hear him, Dave? 743 00:37:34,650 --> 00:37:35,770 I can't hear him. 744 00:37:36,850 --> 00:37:38,750 Eight bits or less for 500. 745 00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:41,190 Yeah, we need a monitor down here, seriously. 746 00:37:41,190 --> 00:37:41,850 Okay. 747 00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:48,590 The world's first electronic digital programmable computer was delivered on the 18th of January, 1944. 748 00:37:49,530 --> 00:37:49,950 Is 749 00:37:53,810 --> 00:38:00,630 he doing unnatural things to that microphone? 750 00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:02,070 What is he saying? 751 00:38:03,370 --> 00:38:04,970 I can't hear that. 752 00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:07,550 What is your bleached asshole? 753 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:15,220 It's only two bits on and off. 754 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:19,720 I think we need to make sure he stays in that costume and take him outside in the heat. 755 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,500 No, that's not correct. 756 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,280 It's not that old. 757 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,580 When's his 44? 758 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:26,460 Oh, not even when's that old. 759 00:38:26,580 --> 00:38:27,500 Come on. 760 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,020 Going once. 761 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:31,820 First electronic digital programmable computer. 762 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,300 Going twice. 763 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,840 What do you got? 764 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,220 Technically not correct from what the information I have. 765 00:38:46,820 --> 00:38:47,360 Yeah. 766 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:49,420 Anybody? 767 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:49,940 Yes. 768 00:38:50,820 --> 00:38:51,800 What is the ENIAC? 769 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:52,880 No, that was number two. 770 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,060 Last one. 771 00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:54,580 Okay. 772 00:38:54,860 --> 00:38:56,940 What was... okay, Kominsky, you got it? 773 00:38:56,940 --> 00:38:57,560 What is it? 774 00:38:58,320 --> 00:38:59,060 What is the BOM? 775 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:04,060 No, the BOM was a nickname for the analytic machine, but it was called the Colossus. 776 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:08,860 Okay. 777 00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:10,800 We got three of them left. 778 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,960 What do you want? 779 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,540 Badge for 500. 780 00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:17,580 Badge for 500 going all the way deep. 781 00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:17,940 All right. 782 00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,520 Let's see what we got here, guys. 783 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,180 Another daily double. 784 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,140 Well, what do you want? 785 00:39:34,660 --> 00:39:35,320 500. 786 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,120 We want it all. 787 00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:36,840 500. 788 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,180 They're going to bet all of it. 789 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:40,200 Let's see what they do. 790 00:39:41,180 --> 00:39:44,160 Another name for the pneumogastric nerve. 791 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:47,480 Now we're giving you 60% of the answer. 792 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,380 Oh, ref is warming up. 793 00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,500 Oh, that twerker is getting going. 794 00:40:06,090 --> 00:40:07,450 All right. 795 00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:20,310 Well, there's only 676 times 120 possible combinations. 796 00:40:20,310 --> 00:40:20,710 What are they? 797 00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:21,530 Come on. 798 00:40:21,530 --> 00:40:25,650 What is the vagin nerve? 799 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:27,890 Spell it, please. 800 00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:31,170 V-H-E something and an N. 801 00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:33,070 H-E-W-N. 802 00:40:33,070 --> 00:40:35,250 No, that is not correct. 803 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:38,790 The vangle nerve? 804 00:40:39,670 --> 00:40:41,490 Vagol nerve. 805 00:40:41,910 --> 00:40:45,470 What is a vagus nerve exactly? 806 00:40:45,470 --> 00:40:46,830 What is vagus? 807 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:48,070 Okay. 808 00:40:48,790 --> 00:40:49,890 Yeah, they're out. 809 00:40:49,890 --> 00:40:50,990 Oh, jeez. 810 00:40:51,530 --> 00:40:58,410 Oh , God, I'm glad I don't play this game anymore. 811 00:40:58,610 --> 00:40:58,910 Okay. 812 00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,210 Twins for 400. 813 00:41:00,210 --> 00:41:00,890 Nice act, Ray. 814 00:41:00,890 --> 00:41:03,230 That's what we're going to give you if you don't get your act together. 815 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:04,470 Let's take a look. 816 00:41:04,890 --> 00:41:05,950 Twins for 400. 817 00:41:05,950 --> 00:41:09,350 The author of this eponymously named cartoon. 818 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:14,600 Rafe, what do you got? 819 00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:24,520 What is your bleached asshole? 820 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,300 Hey, Rafe, I hope they rented those costumes. 821 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:31,240 We're about to... 822 00:41:37,340 --> 00:41:38,300 Okay. 823 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:42,960 Anybody, any other team recognize that author, that artist? 824 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,140 He just died recently, a couple years ago. 825 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,360 Used to sell a lot of business cartoons. 826 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:49,620 Oh, that is... 827 00:41:57,850 --> 00:41:58,430 Dickhead! 828 00:41:58,870 --> 00:41:59,530 Dickhead! 829 00:41:59,830 --> 00:42:00,710 Dickhead! 830 00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:02,290 All righty. 831 00:42:02,290 --> 00:42:04,150 Going once, going twice. 832 00:42:04,150 --> 00:42:06,230 Out to the audience, anybody recognize this? 833 00:42:06,230 --> 00:42:06,650 Anybody read... 834 00:42:07,450 --> 00:42:08,770 All right. 835 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:11,470 Who is or who was Randy Glasbergen? 836 00:42:11,910 --> 00:42:17,030 And last one, the last of the board, the artist of this famous 1993 New Yorker cartoon. 837 00:42:17,030 --> 00:42:19,010 You can't ring him, he didn't see the cartoon. 838 00:42:19,650 --> 00:42:20,490 All right. 839 00:42:20,490 --> 00:42:21,690 Don't show him the cartoon. 840 00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:22,930 Let's hear your answer. 841 00:42:23,370 --> 00:42:25,350 We're just here for the free beer. 842 00:42:25,350 --> 00:42:26,490 You're here for the free beer. 843 00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:28,250 Get the fuck off the stage. 844 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,230 So what is... Okay. 845 00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:33,870 Flare it for the other teams and let's put up the image. 846 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:38,430 On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. 847 00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:41,170 He signed it. 848 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:46,200 I scribbled over it a little bit. 849 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,200 Going once, going twice. 850 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:52,460 Out to the audience, anybody remember this? 851 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,020 Remember the cartoon, right? 852 00:42:54,020 --> 00:42:54,680 Yes, sir. 853 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,740 No, it's not. 854 00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,360 All right. 855 00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:00,560 It's not Gary Larson. 856 00:43:02,020 --> 00:43:02,540 All right. 857 00:43:02,540 --> 00:43:03,980 So the answer, let's take a look at it. 858 00:43:03,980 --> 00:43:05,140 That was Peter Steiner. 859 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:06,820 That's why it's a 500-point question. 860 00:43:06,820 --> 00:43:09,540 So we're going to total up the beers. 861 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:13,560 We got seven minutes left before the next game, so we're going to total and we're going to select a category. 862 00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:18,460 Okay. 863 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,220 So we got a total. 864 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,220 We're going to go ahead and let you know the points. 865 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:29,300 You're going into the final Hacker Jeopardy category. 866 00:43:29,300 --> 00:43:39,440 As you know, if you have less than zero points, you're disqualified and we pitch you off the stage unceremoniously, never to return again to Hacker Jeopardy. 867 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:44,520 If, however, you have a positive score, then it turns out that you're in and you're going ahead. 868 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,700 The winner of this goes on to the final tomorrow night, which will be held at nine o'clock. 869 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:51,240 We've got round two coming up in just a moment. 870 00:43:51,240 --> 00:43:53,060 Let me check with my scorekeeper here real quick. 871 00:44:10,210 --> 00:44:10,590 Okay. 872 00:44:10,590 --> 00:44:11,950 We got some totals. 873 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:13,930 We got them locked in. 874 00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:15,990 Okay. 875 00:44:15,990 --> 00:44:17,210 We got the information. 876 00:44:17,210 --> 00:44:22,130 So let's see what the final Hacker Jeopardy question category is for tonight. 877 00:44:22,130 --> 00:44:24,830 Blow up job. 878 00:44:27,450 --> 00:44:28,270 All righty. 879 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,450 So let's see what we got. 880 00:44:30,470 --> 00:44:34,430 These cartoon characters were in the hole. 881 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:35,890 They're out of here. 882 00:44:35,890 --> 00:44:37,870 Blow them off the stage. 883 00:44:46,810 --> 00:44:48,470 And this is why you guys suck. 884 00:44:48,470 --> 00:44:51,370 We give you a free beer and your lack of gratitude. 885 00:44:52,950 --> 00:44:58,890 And Nice Hat Gray finished with zero points, but they drank 10 beers, so they got 1,000 to play with. 886 00:44:58,890 --> 00:45:02,850 Pucifer, 1,700 plus 13 drinks, 3,000. 887 00:45:02,850 --> 00:45:08,070 Unless those beers have affected their judgment, they might be able to wager correctly to win this. 888 00:45:08,070 --> 00:45:11,090 But you never know worse things have happened, guys. 889 00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:15,070 Remember, you blew the finals one year by wagering the wrong amount. 890 00:45:15,070 --> 00:45:16,410 So let's go ahead. 891 00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:31,680 I need you to write down your team name and your wager up to that in ideally increments of 100, but you can bet any whole integer up to your wager. 892 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,340 Let's see what we got. 893 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:37,280 Okay. 894 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,920 So what we're going to have is we're going to have a fast turn here. 895 00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,080 We got the beers counted out. 896 00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,080 We can go ahead and start clearing the beers while I go ahead and total it. 897 00:45:43,780 --> 00:45:45,940 And I'll actually leave the beers here with the photo op. 898 00:45:45,940 --> 00:45:49,380 So we're going to go ahead and as soon as we get an okay on the beer numbers, we're going to take a look at it. 899 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,800 You got the answers keyed in? 900 00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:54,040 You got the numbers keyed in? 901 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:54,580 Okay. 902 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:56,060 You guys got to write it down. 903 00:45:56,060 --> 00:45:58,840 Your answer should be in the form of a question. 904 00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,500 Write it on that sheet of paper. 905 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,200 Let's take a look at the final Hacker Jeopardy! 906 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,020 answer. 907 00:46:04,180 --> 00:46:08,420 The number of DEF CONs hosted at hotels that have been blown up. 908 00:46:12,830 --> 00:46:16,670 We have a legacy here that we need to maintain. 909 00:46:31,540 --> 00:46:34,220 And of course, the key is who here has been to all them. 910 00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:37,180 Anybody been to 10 or more DEF CONs? 911 00:46:37,710 --> 00:46:40,680 Hey, if you've been to 10 or more DEF CONs, stand up. 912 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:43,020 10 or more, stand up. 913 00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:44,120 Look at that. 914 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:44,790 Awesome. 915 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:50,100 If you've been to 15 or more, remain standing. 916 00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:51,360 Otherwise, have a seat. 917 00:46:51,620 --> 00:46:53,840 15 DEF CONs. 918 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:57,200 All right. 919 00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:02,580 20 or more DEF CONs. 920 00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:07,220 Wynn, Jaymark, anybody else? 921 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:09,660 One other person here. 922 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:09,980 Okay. 923 00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:10,560 I'm told. 924 00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,180 Okay. 925 00:47:11,540 --> 00:47:12,220 How are we doing? 926 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:14,640 We got the answers in? 927 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,100 We're waiting for the answers to come in. 928 00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:17,780 Come on. 929 00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:18,680 Game's going. 930 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:21,500 We got three minutes to go ahead and turn this thing for the next game. 931 00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,280 Don't wander off. 932 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,180 The next game's going to be better. 933 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:26,420 I promise you no laborers in the next one or the abuse will get worse. 934 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,280 Okay. 935 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,800 You got the answers? 936 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:39,700 Okay. 937 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:45,060 We've got the answers and let's see what they got. 938 00:47:45,060 --> 00:47:48,860 Well, nice hat gray. 939 00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:53,820 Their answer was eight scribbled out and then 14. 940 00:47:54,020 --> 00:48:02,180 Much as that would be a desired goal, that is rather a high number and it wasn't even in the form of a question. 941 00:48:05,780 --> 00:48:06,720 Yeah. 942 00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:07,780 Serious fail. 943 00:48:07,780 --> 00:48:09,240 How much did you bet? 944 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:10,380 You had a thousand. 945 00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:11,520 Got it wrong for a thousand. 946 00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:15,840 You end up at squat zero, zilch, nada. 947 00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:17,300 Don. 948 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,680 Lucifer. 949 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,040 Their answer is what is two? 950 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:29,080 Which is not correct. 951 00:48:29,140 --> 00:48:31,120 How much did you bet? 952 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,240 999. 953 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:36,760 They finished with 2001, a space odyssey. 954 00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:37,480 You actually won. 955 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,800 You go on to the next game. 956 00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,060 Of course, everybody knows. 957 00:48:40,060 --> 00:48:41,940 What do you think the right answer is, by the way? 958 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:44,160 No. 959 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,180 We lost, we lost the Sands at DEFCON 1. 960 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:51,140 We lost Sahara at DEFCON 2. 961 00:48:51,260 --> 00:48:53,940 We lost the Aladdin at DEFCON 5. 962 00:48:53,940 --> 00:48:55,600 And what just got blown up? 963 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,400 The Riviera. 964 00:48:57,960 --> 00:48:59,380 We lost five more. 965 00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:01,360 So the total is, let's take a look. 966 00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,420 What is eight? 967 00:49:02,420 --> 00:49:03,120 Okay. 968 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,480 Man, we got one minute to go in the game. 969 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:06,160 Thank you very much. 970 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,140 We're going to turn real fast. 971 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:08,040 Game two is coming up. 972 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,340 We're going to reset the stage in under five minutes. 973 00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:14,200 Let's go ahead and play some music, bounce the balls around right here, and we're going to be a fast turn. 974 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,300 Thank you very much for playing. 975 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,480 See you guys in the finals. 976 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,420 Okay, we're ready for game two. 977 00:49:20,380 --> 00:49:21,240 How is that? 978 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,340 That's faster than Southwest Airlines. 979 00:49:23,340 --> 00:49:25,260 We turn that stage in two minutes. 980 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,220 Whoa, keep those off the monitors. 981 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:28,520 We got to pay for those suckers. 982 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,520 Okay, for game two, the first team. 983 00:49:32,340 --> 00:49:34,160 Off and board again. 984 00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,860 You guys are like the bridesmaids of DEFCON. 985 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:41,900 Come on up and hopefully you do better. 986 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:44,140 You sit all the way down there in the end with the green buttons. 987 00:49:44,420 --> 00:49:45,860 I only see two guys. 988 00:49:45,860 --> 00:49:46,900 Where's the third? 989 00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:48,440 You can't play with two. 990 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,360 You can play with yourself, 991 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,380 but... 992 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:05,020 Okay, team number one. 993 00:50:05,020 --> 00:50:05,980 Off and board. 994 00:50:06,060 --> 00:50:08,260 Team number two. 995 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:19,480 Understand that these guys went all or nothing during trials and they got it right, so American Kamikaze Pilots, come on down. 996 00:50:19,540 --> 00:50:20,820 Team two. 997 00:50:23,460 --> 00:50:27,060 That's really got to be a disturbing thought to any World War II veterans. 998 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:29,260 By the way, my uncle is still alive. 999 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:33,760 He's 90 years old, was a Navy vet from World War II, a medic with the Marines. 1000 00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:38,440 He would have landed on Japan if they had to invade, if it hadn't been for the atomic bomb. 1001 00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:41,200 So he's still here 75 years later. 1002 00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:42,280 That's pretty cool. 1003 00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:44,100 Okay, and the third one. 1004 00:50:45,980 --> 00:50:46,920 What the hell? 1005 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:50,140 Featuring none other than the amazing Dan Kaminsky. 1006 00:50:50,140 --> 00:50:51,800 We fucked it up. 1007 00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:53,360 Come on down. 1008 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:33,700 All righty. 1009 00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:42,390 Hey, last time that Dan played, I think it was over at the Riviera. 1010 00:51:42,410 --> 00:51:45,550 There was an awesome video on the internet that me filmed. 1011 00:51:45,550 --> 00:51:50,070 Dan coming off the stage at Hacker Jeopardy, desperately going for a men's room. 1012 00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:52,530 He gets to the door and they're cleaning it. 1013 00:51:52,530 --> 00:51:53,430 Set the fuck down. 1014 00:51:53,430 --> 00:51:54,790 Nobody cares about you. 1015 00:51:54,970 --> 00:51:57,950 And they won't let him in. 1016 00:51:57,950 --> 00:52:00,490 He's like, I'll pay you to let me in the bathroom. 1017 00:52:00,490 --> 00:52:02,130 It was so great. 1018 00:52:03,170 --> 00:52:04,810 Okay, so we got the team set up. 1019 00:52:04,810 --> 00:52:06,130 You understand the rules. 1020 00:52:08,070 --> 00:52:11,750 We're going to have six categories, one to 500 points. 1021 00:52:12,290 --> 00:52:13,990 You select your category to point. 1022 00:52:15,150 --> 00:52:17,210 Correct answers will result in points. 1023 00:52:17,870 --> 00:52:19,510 Let's look at the categories. 1024 00:52:20,930 --> 00:52:23,970 Dan, I got beer all over my thumb. 1025 00:52:24,230 --> 00:52:26,310 We've got an itty bitty font. 1026 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:27,690 Dicks. 1027 00:52:28,870 --> 00:52:31,350 Potent potables. 1028 00:52:32,270 --> 00:52:34,610 I've got your number. 1029 00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:37,970 Huge election. 1030 00:52:38,050 --> 00:52:44,730 You tell us which 2016 presidential candidate or prospective candidate said this. 1031 00:52:46,770 --> 00:52:49,310 More DEF CON history. 1032 00:52:50,130 --> 00:52:53,770 And the last one doesn't have a name. 1033 00:52:53,830 --> 00:52:55,310 Say what? 1034 00:52:58,280 --> 00:53:01,840 Okay, so first team selected, you own the board. 1035 00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,980 What do you want? 1036 00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,880 Dicks for 100, please. 1037 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:08,960 Dicks for 100. 1038 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:09,760 Okay. 1039 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:13,780 The answer is, he wrote great expectations. 1040 00:53:16,770 --> 00:53:19,490 I see people bounding, but I don't see the score working. 1041 00:53:19,490 --> 00:53:20,990 We got a hardware problem. 1042 00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:22,730 Off and board. 1043 00:53:22,730 --> 00:53:23,950 Who is Charles Dickens? 1044 00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,210 Who is Charles Dickens is correct for 100. 1045 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:28,250 All right. 1046 00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:31,110 What do you think? 1047 00:53:31,110 --> 00:53:32,570 We'd like more dick for 200, please. 1048 00:53:32,570 --> 00:53:34,770 They want more dick for 200. 1049 00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:43,190 The answer is, a detachable insert to simulate the front of a shirt. 1050 00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:44,170 Off and board. 1051 00:53:44,170 --> 00:53:45,350 What is a dickie? 1052 00:53:45,350 --> 00:53:46,790 What is a dickie? 1053 00:53:46,810 --> 00:53:47,610 Dickie for 200. 1054 00:53:47,610 --> 00:53:48,790 You got it. 1055 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:53,980 What do you want? 1056 00:53:53,980 --> 00:53:55,940 $300 worth of dick, please. 1057 00:53:57,100 --> 00:53:59,900 They want $300 worth of dick. 1058 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,380 I don't know if that's the going rate in this town or not, but you may. 1059 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,220 Let's see what they got. 1060 00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:07,520 Matthew Brock on news radio. 1061 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,160 I want the full name. 1062 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,860 Full name. 1063 00:54:14,900 --> 00:54:16,220 What do we got? 1064 00:54:17,460 --> 00:54:18,740 Oh, we got them. 1065 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:19,960 Going once. 1066 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:23,120 If you can't think, drink, okay? 1067 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,320 Going twice. 1068 00:54:24,940 --> 00:54:26,800 Out the audience. 1069 00:54:27,380 --> 00:54:28,440 Someone in the green. 1070 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,660 Who is Andy Dickens? 1071 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:31,160 Correct. 1072 00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,700 This audience is too quiet. 1073 00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:35,820 I shouldn't have been able to hear that far back. 1074 00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:37,200 Of course, you got a big line for beer back there. 1075 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:37,700 That's awesome. 1076 00:54:37,700 --> 00:54:38,960 But you play, you get free beer. 1077 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:39,440 Okay. 1078 00:54:39,620 --> 00:54:40,360 Off and board. 1079 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:42,300 You still own the board, even though you don't deserve it. 1080 00:54:42,300 --> 00:54:43,480 You want more dick? 1081 00:54:45,580 --> 00:54:46,880 Yeah, we don't have any. 1082 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,840 We got to get it for tomorrow. 1083 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:49,580 Come back tomorrow, we'll double swag you. 1084 00:54:51,260 --> 00:54:52,880 Dick for $400, please. 1085 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:53,980 Say again? 1086 00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,580 Dick for $400. 1087 00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,400 Dick for, what's the dick for? 1088 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,740 Okay, dick for $400. 1089 00:55:00,140 --> 00:55:04,940 The answer is the purpose of the 10-foot long dicker rod. 1090 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,700 Got a picture of it, I think. 1091 00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,380 You got a picture of it at night. 1092 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,320 Oh, Dave. 1093 00:55:17,300 --> 00:55:18,700 There we go. 1094 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,620 What's the purpose of this thing? 1095 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:24,940 Go ahead. 1096 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:28,280 What is to measure the position of a ball in a football game? 1097 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:32,460 What is to measure the position of a ball in a football game for the precise yardage? 1098 00:55:32,460 --> 00:55:35,180 What is to measure the position of the precise yardage? 1099 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,280 Close enough. 1100 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,100 Yes, it is to measure yardage. 1101 00:55:38,100 --> 00:55:39,720 It's the World Football League. 1102 00:55:39,720 --> 00:55:41,220 They only lasted a couple of years. 1103 00:55:41,220 --> 00:55:42,780 The dicker rod never caught on. 1104 00:55:42,780 --> 00:55:45,020 It was instead of the three-person chain group. 1105 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:48,540 Awesome, so you're in control of the board and you're actually leading. 1106 00:55:49,180 --> 00:55:50,960 What do you want to do, gentlemen? 1107 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:57,070 What is dicks for $500? 1108 00:55:57,070 --> 00:56:01,150 They want the biggest dick of all, the 500-pointer. 1109 00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:05,730 All righty, let's see what we got for 500 points. 1110 00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:12,590 Featured in over 2,000 porn films, Johnny Wad's dick was reportedly measured at this length, within a half an inch. 1111 00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:17,330 I don't need to see this. 1112 00:56:18,010 --> 00:56:20,910 Let the audience see it. 1113 00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:24,910 Kamikazes. 1114 00:56:24,910 --> 00:56:27,770 What is eight and a half inches? 1115 00:56:29,210 --> 00:56:31,610 No, it's not within a half an inch. 1116 00:56:34,650 --> 00:56:35,330 Unfold it. 1117 00:56:35,330 --> 00:56:36,030 No, what do you got? 1118 00:56:36,030 --> 00:56:38,510 Come on, this guy's in 2,000 porn films with eight and a half inches? 1119 00:56:38,510 --> 00:56:39,770 What do you think he is, Japanese? 1120 00:56:43,090 --> 00:56:45,970 I know it's racist, I'm sorry. 1121 00:56:46,350 --> 00:56:47,530 All right, he's Indian. 1122 00:56:48,290 --> 00:56:49,750 Equal opportunity, come on. 1123 00:56:49,830 --> 00:56:50,750 He's Irish. 1124 00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:52,410 Go on once. 1125 00:56:53,230 --> 00:56:54,410 Take a guess, go on twice. 1126 00:56:54,410 --> 00:56:56,070 It's 500 points worth of dick here. 1127 00:56:56,350 --> 00:56:57,690 What's 13 inches? 1128 00:56:58,630 --> 00:57:01,170 Nobody's ringing in, so I don't know who wants to play that. 1129 00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:03,250 You already answered it, haven't you guys? 1130 00:57:03,530 --> 00:57:05,450 All right, anybody else want to try? 1131 00:57:05,450 --> 00:57:06,530 Go on once. 1132 00:57:07,130 --> 00:57:08,450 Go on twice. 1133 00:57:08,970 --> 00:57:10,650 Out to the audience. 1134 00:57:11,650 --> 00:57:12,890 What is 16? 1135 00:57:14,190 --> 00:57:15,830 Nobody's... nope, not quite. 1136 00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:18,070 What is 10? 1137 00:57:18,070 --> 00:57:18,910 Is not correct. 1138 00:57:18,910 --> 00:57:20,010 One more try. 1139 00:57:20,750 --> 00:57:21,690 What is 12? 1140 00:57:21,690 --> 00:57:23,010 Is still not correct. 1141 00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:30,310 The answer is, and if you got it the first time, had to write 13 and a half, or for our Canadian friends, 343 millimeters. 1142 00:57:32,830 --> 00:57:34,990 Gentlemen, we're out of dicks. 1143 00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:37,210 You're going to have to try another hole. 1144 00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:38,110 What do you want? 1145 00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,290 What is, I've got your number? 1146 00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:45,230 I've got your number for 100. 1147 00:57:45,590 --> 00:57:49,950 The answer is, the most used four-digit pin. 1148 00:57:51,430 --> 00:57:52,250 Offenborn. 1149 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:54,050 What is 1234? 1150 00:57:54,050 --> 00:57:55,590 What is 1234? 1151 00:57:55,590 --> 00:57:57,170 Is, of course, correct. 1152 00:57:57,650 --> 00:58:01,370 And if you're using that pin, you're a lame or a shame on you. 1153 00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:04,050 Numbers for 200, please. 1154 00:58:04,150 --> 00:58:06,050 Numbers for 200. 1155 00:58:06,270 --> 00:58:10,790 The answer is, the least used four-digit pin. 1156 00:58:14,740 --> 00:58:15,400 Kamikazes. 1157 00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:18,240 What is 4321? 1158 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,200 No, that's very popular with dyslexics, so that didn't make it last. 1159 00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:24,600 Out to the other two teams. 1160 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:32,420 The least used four-digit pin, which is probably no longer the least used four-digit pin once it was in the study, right? 1161 00:58:32,460 --> 00:58:34,560 Because everybody figured, use that, no one will guess it. 1162 00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:42,360 Go on once. 1163 00:58:43,340 --> 00:58:44,260 Go on twice. 1164 00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:45,460 Out to the audience. 1165 00:58:45,460 --> 00:58:46,420 Who here uses it? 1166 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,420 What is 000? 1167 00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:53,160 No, that's like number two. 1168 00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:57,160 Yeah, we could be here all night. 1169 00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:58,160 We probably never hit it right. 1170 00:58:58,160 --> 00:58:59,620 We don't have 10,000 people. 1171 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,580 So what is 8068? 1172 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,440 Yeah. 1173 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:04,980 All right. 1174 00:59:04,980 --> 00:59:06,280 Back to the board. 1175 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:07,260 Offenborn. 1176 00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:08,540 What do you want? 1177 00:59:08,540 --> 00:59:09,980 Numbers for 300, please. 1178 00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:10,920 Numbers for 300. 1179 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,060 Eventually get it right. 1180 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,600 Let's see what we got. 1181 00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,940 Oh, it's a daily double. 1182 00:59:19,930 --> 00:59:21,510 Don't fuck it up. 1183 00:59:21,690 --> 00:59:23,490 Don't fuck it up. 1184 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:25,470 Don't fuck it up. 1185 00:59:25,610 --> 00:59:28,530 All right, gentlemen, you've got 400. 1186 00:59:28,530 --> 00:59:30,690 You can wager up to 500 with government assistance. 1187 00:59:30,690 --> 00:59:31,710 What will it be? 1188 00:59:34,330 --> 00:59:34,990 400. 1189 00:59:34,990 --> 00:59:35,950 We'll bet 400. 1190 00:59:35,970 --> 00:59:38,810 Bet 400 on a 300-point question. 1191 00:59:38,810 --> 00:59:39,690 Okay, that works. 1192 00:59:39,690 --> 00:59:41,850 If you get it right, of course, you get points and glory. 1193 00:59:41,850 --> 00:59:44,650 You get it wrong and the dreaded null beer makes its appearance. 1194 00:59:44,650 --> 00:59:46,310 Let's see what we got. 1195 00:59:46,310 --> 00:59:50,750 This RFC specifies non-routable IP address blocks. 1196 00:59:51,710 --> 00:59:54,030 What is RFC 1918? 1197 00:59:54,910 --> 00:59:57,290 Wow, they got it, RFC 1918. 1198 00:59:57,930 --> 00:59:59,850 You ought to know that. 1199 01:00:02,380 --> 01:00:04,540 Of course, we all know what they are, right? 1200 01:00:05,980 --> 01:00:10,000 The slant 8 beginning with 10, 192, 168 for the slant 16. 1201 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,240 And what's the other one? 1202 01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:14,540 172, 16, slant 12. 1203 01:00:14,540 --> 01:00:15,260 Okay. 1204 01:00:16,020 --> 01:00:21,340 So let's see what good things... ooh, that was worth some major clothing. 1205 01:00:22,500 --> 01:00:23,900 All right, Vanna. 1206 01:00:23,900 --> 01:00:26,240 Oh, oh. 1207 01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:28,780 Ref, get out of the way. 1208 01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:30,840 All right. 1209 01:00:33,450 --> 01:00:35,910 Now we got something going. 1210 01:00:36,250 --> 01:00:38,090 All righty then. 1211 01:00:38,470 --> 01:00:40,430 You're on the board, Effenboard. 1212 01:00:40,430 --> 01:00:41,650 Numbers for 400, please. 1213 01:00:41,650 --> 01:00:43,530 Numbers for 400. 1214 01:00:43,550 --> 01:00:48,710 The freaky build number for Windows XP, visible when booting in safe mode. 1215 01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:01,080 If I spelled one of the words differently, you'd know immediately. 1216 01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:07,860 That's the second word. 1217 01:01:07,860 --> 01:01:09,020 Spell it differently. 1218 01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:11,060 What do you think the answer is? 1219 01:01:12,140 --> 01:01:14,540 This is called dead air, boys and girls. 1220 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:15,300 It sucks. 1221 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:16,100 This sucks. 1222 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:18,080 Dead air is no good, not with all this intelligence. 1223 01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:18,840 Oh, all right. 1224 01:01:19,060 --> 01:01:19,900 Kamikazes. 1225 01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,520 What is 2600? 1226 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,100 What is 2600? 1227 01:01:23,100 --> 01:01:23,820 Yeah. 1228 01:01:26,970 --> 01:01:34,290 And of course, Captain Crunch, phone freaker, 2600 hertz, the in-band frequency signaling control for AT&T system. 1229 01:01:34,290 --> 01:01:34,550 Go ahead. 1230 01:01:34,550 --> 01:01:35,270 What do you got? 1231 01:01:40,980 --> 01:01:41,920 What do you want? 1232 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,580 Ooh. 1233 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:45,700 Was that a daily double? 1234 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:46,820 No, it wasn't. 1235 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:49,200 Oh, she's just doing a photo op. 1236 01:01:49,700 --> 01:01:50,360 All right. 1237 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:50,620 Come on. 1238 01:01:50,620 --> 01:01:51,760 Make a category pick. 1239 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:53,660 Say what for 100, please. 1240 01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:54,920 Say what? 1241 01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:57,480 Say what? 1242 01:01:58,460 --> 01:01:59,520 Say what? 1243 01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:00,140 Okay. 1244 01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:01,920 Good enough. 1245 01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:03,400 Okay. 1246 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:05,060 Here's how this works. 1247 01:02:05,060 --> 01:02:08,080 I am going to give you a verse out of a song. 1248 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:11,540 You give me the name of the song, okay? 1249 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,100 For 100. 1250 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,960 Obladi, Oblada. 1251 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:19,600 Off and more. 1252 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,320 What is life goes on? 1253 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,300 What is life goes on is not correct. 1254 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:24,480 That's not the name of the song. 1255 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:26,100 That's the next verse. 1256 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,820 Over to teams. 1257 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,540 Kamikaze. 1258 01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:31,780 Kaminsky. 1259 01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:34,340 American Kamikaze. 1260 01:02:34,340 --> 01:02:36,720 This is a 100-point question. 1261 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:40,740 If it were a dog, it'd bite you. 1262 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:44,300 Kamikazes. 1263 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:45,460 What is blue? 1264 01:02:45,460 --> 01:02:50,240 What is blue is not correct, although it is the color of the screen background. 1265 01:02:50,380 --> 01:02:51,620 Last chance. 1266 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:52,980 The answer is right in front of you. 1267 01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:53,460 Come on. 1268 01:02:53,460 --> 01:02:54,600 Give me an answer. 1269 01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,040 Going once. 1270 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:58,380 Going twice. 1271 01:02:58,460 --> 01:02:59,340 Oh, my God. 1272 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:00,240 What's happening? 1273 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,340 A person waving like crazy over there. 1274 01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:07,000 Not in the form of a question. 1275 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,080 It was? 1276 01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:11,280 I can't hear up here. 1277 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:11,620 Okay. 1278 01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:12,760 She got it right? 1279 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:13,080 Okay. 1280 01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:14,460 What is Obladi, Oblada? 1281 01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:15,720 It's right in front of you. 1282 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,740 It's a verse that's the name of the song. 1283 01:03:17,740 --> 01:03:18,480 No. 1284 01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:23,380 I can't make it any easier for you guys. 1285 01:03:24,100 --> 01:03:24,880 All right. 1286 01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:27,320 Kamikaze pilots, you got the board. 1287 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:28,360 What do you want? 1288 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:32,240 Kamikaze pilots, make a choice, damn it. 1289 01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,040 Dive, dive, dive. 1290 01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:37,500 Okay. 1291 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,960 I'm going to pick the category. 1292 01:03:39,980 --> 01:03:42,180 Potent potables for 100. 1293 01:03:42,180 --> 01:03:50,800 The answer is this chemical has a boiling point of approximately 78 degrees Celsius, which allows for its distillation. 1294 01:03:51,980 --> 01:03:53,220 We fucked it up. 1295 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:54,180 What do you got? 1296 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,060 Could you be more specific? 1297 01:03:57,080 --> 01:04:00,220 That describes an entire category of chemicals. 1298 01:04:03,910 --> 01:04:05,750 Got right into the microphone. 1299 01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:07,990 What is ethanol? 1300 01:04:07,990 --> 01:04:08,950 Is correct. 1301 01:04:08,950 --> 01:04:10,110 Ethyl alcohol. 1302 01:04:10,110 --> 01:04:11,770 The good stuff. 1303 01:04:13,630 --> 01:04:15,170 And by the way, thank you, Mr. 1304 01:04:15,170 --> 01:04:18,730 Jim Manley, for that wonderful opportunity last night if you're out here. 1305 01:04:19,470 --> 01:04:19,770 Okay. 1306 01:04:19,770 --> 01:04:20,530 Is he here? 1307 01:04:20,570 --> 01:04:21,130 Jim? 1308 01:04:21,490 --> 01:04:22,590 Oh, well, never mind. 1309 01:04:22,770 --> 01:04:23,590 Out to the board. 1310 01:04:23,590 --> 01:04:24,430 You guys own the board. 1311 01:04:24,430 --> 01:04:25,090 What do you want? 1312 01:04:25,150 --> 01:04:27,340 Potent potables. 1313 01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:28,360 All right. 1314 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,560 We're going to potent potables for two. 1315 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,760 We're going to keep drinking here. 1316 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:32,500 Let's see what the answer is. 1317 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:38,380 Grand Teton, Luxosawa, and Sputkar distilled from the root of this vegetable. 1318 01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,340 We fucked it up. 1319 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:40,020 What do you got? 1320 01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:41,880 What is a potato? 1321 01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:42,840 What is a potato? 1322 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:47,620 We need a little bit better audio on that particular microphone if the guy on the mic can boost this. 1323 01:04:49,180 --> 01:04:52,720 You're the 1324 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:02,990 guy that got taken away in an ambulance last year. 1325 01:05:03,530 --> 01:05:04,910 Sit down. 1326 01:05:05,970 --> 01:05:06,590 All right. 1327 01:05:06,710 --> 01:05:08,170 What do you want? 1328 01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:09,690 We're out of dick. 1329 01:05:10,870 --> 01:05:12,950 Potent potables for 300. 1330 01:05:13,130 --> 01:05:18,590 The answer is an Italian spirit distilled from the skins, pulp, seeds, and stems of grapes. 1331 01:05:19,510 --> 01:05:20,390 Kamikazes. 1332 01:05:20,490 --> 01:05:21,450 What is wine? 1333 01:05:21,450 --> 01:05:23,090 What is wine is not correct. 1334 01:05:23,270 --> 01:05:24,330 Off and moored. 1335 01:05:24,370 --> 01:05:25,630 What is grappa? 1336 01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:27,730 What is grappa is correct. 1337 01:05:30,330 --> 01:05:31,110 You own the board. 1338 01:05:31,110 --> 01:05:31,630 What do you want? 1339 01:05:33,170 --> 01:05:34,770 Say what for 200, please? 1340 01:05:34,770 --> 01:05:36,970 Say what for 200. 1341 01:05:36,970 --> 01:05:37,630 Okay. 1342 01:05:37,630 --> 01:05:38,510 The answer is... 1343 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,150 We fucked it up. 1344 01:05:44,150 --> 01:05:45,050 What do you got? 1345 01:05:45,070 --> 01:05:47,670 What is tutti frutti? 1346 01:05:47,670 --> 01:05:49,450 You got it, little Richard. 1347 01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:55,360 All righty. 1348 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:58,340 You're doing pretty well. 1349 01:05:58,560 --> 01:05:59,460 Not bad. 1350 01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:00,000 All right. 1351 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,600 Gentlemen, make a selection. 1352 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,440 What do you want? 1353 01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:08,500 Say what for 300. 1354 01:06:11,260 --> 01:06:12,250 The answer is... 1355 01:06:25,010 --> 01:06:28,510 Now, gentlemen, if you did a real daily double... 1356 01:06:28,510 --> 01:06:31,850 A true daily double! 1357 01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,200 All righty. 1358 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,020 Way to go. 1359 01:06:40,460 --> 01:06:40,880 All right. 1360 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:41,940 A true daily double. 1361 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:46,800 They're going to bet all 900 points, giving them an awesome lead if it works. 1362 01:06:47,260 --> 01:06:50,920 Let's see what the answer is for 300. 1363 01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:57,920 What is the name of the song? 1364 01:07:11,580 --> 01:07:14,260 There's a lot of good things and a lot of bad things. 1365 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:25,680 These types of questions really seem to catch people off guard, don't they? 1366 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,900 The song is fucking playing in my head right now. 1367 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:29,420 I know it's playing through your head. 1368 01:07:30,280 --> 01:07:33,320 So, say the first thing that comes to your mind in the form of a question. 1369 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:33,760 What's your answer? 1370 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:34,560 What's your question? 1371 01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:41,140 What's the name of the song? 1372 01:07:42,960 --> 01:07:45,900 Three, two, one. 1373 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:46,900 Let's hear what you got. 1374 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:48,440 What is? 1375 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,980 What is, it's all I mean to you? 1376 01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,540 What is, it's all I mean to you is not correct. 1377 01:07:54,540 --> 01:07:58,400 Bad things happen, down to zero, man with the beard. 1378 01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:04,520 What is da-do-do-do-da-da-da? 1379 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:07,900 All right 1380 01:08:19,730 --> 01:08:19,970 . 1381 01:08:19,970 --> 01:08:21,610 Put these pussies to the right. 1382 01:08:21,610 --> 01:08:22,730 We tried. 1383 01:08:22,730 --> 01:08:24,150 We tried. 1384 01:08:25,150 --> 01:08:27,970 Oh boy. 1385 01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:54,500 Oh. 1386 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,080 Oh. 1387 01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:57,520 Oh. 1388 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:58,600 Oh. 1389 01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:59,300 Come 1390 01:09:06,620 --> 01:09:08,040 on, Wayne. 1391 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:08,640 You can do better than that. 1392 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:09,200 Okay. 1393 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,400 One more for the road. 1394 01:09:11,840 --> 01:09:12,500 Oh. 1395 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:13,960 Watch the backswing. 1396 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:15,920 Oh. 1397 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:17,100 All right. 1398 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:17,600 Let's go. 1399 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,260 You own the board. 1400 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:18,940 We fucked it up. 1401 01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:19,800 What do you want? 1402 01:09:19,980 --> 01:09:20,880 You're down the hole. 1403 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,840 You're at zero. 1404 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:22,800 Come on. 1405 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:23,540 What do you want? 1406 01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:24,480 We'll take. 1407 01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:26,260 I've got your number for 500. 1408 01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:27,580 We'll take. 1409 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,940 I've got your number. 1410 01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:30,200 Is that what you said? 1411 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:30,820 Yes. 1412 01:09:30,820 --> 01:09:32,400 I've got your number for 500. 1413 01:09:32,420 --> 01:09:37,000 The answer is the number of bitcoins earned today for mining a block. 1414 01:09:39,140 --> 01:09:41,060 Dan, you should know this. 1415 01:09:42,100 --> 01:09:43,460 What is 12.5? 1416 01:09:43,460 --> 01:09:46,120 What is 12.5 is correct. 1417 01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,060 July 9th, they just cut the reward in half again. 1418 01:09:51,860 --> 01:09:53,540 They just halved it. 1419 01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:59,220 And, by the way, this is the guy who's responsible for Bernanke being in the blockchain forever and ever. 1420 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:00,760 Well done, sir. 1421 01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:02,100 Okay. 1422 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:02,780 You own the board. 1423 01:10:02,780 --> 01:10:03,680 What do you want? 1424 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:07,520 We'll go to some potent potables. 1425 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:08,140 400. 1426 01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:10,680 Potent potables for 400. 1427 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:17,720 The answer is Stone made its fourth limited release on the 11th of July of this beer with the collaboration of actor Will Wheaton. 1428 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,660 Wow, we got lights. 1429 01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,400 Happy November to the member of the Communist Party of the United States of America. 1430 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:27,880 Okay. 1431 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:28,180 Come on. 1432 01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:29,640 It's a hacker question. 1433 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:31,220 Hacker question. 1434 01:10:31,220 --> 01:10:31,700 Think of it. 1435 01:10:31,700 --> 01:10:33,200 Stone Brewery. 1436 01:10:34,100 --> 01:10:35,240 Limited release. 1437 01:10:35,240 --> 01:10:36,880 Anybody drink beer around here? 1438 01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:40,520 Going once. 1439 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:42,060 Going twice. 1440 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:43,620 Out to the audience. 1441 01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:44,400 Waving, waving, waving. 1442 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:45,040 What do you got? 1443 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:50,600 They got in. 1444 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:51,660 Okay, we got an answer. 1445 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:52,260 Kamikaze. 1446 01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:53,060 What do you think? 1447 01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:54,500 What is arrogant bastard? 1448 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:57,700 No, what is arrogant bastard is not correct. 1449 01:10:58,220 --> 01:10:59,320 Let me see. 1450 01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:04,380 Yeah, what is root stout? 1451 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,980 Okay, back to the board here. 1452 01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:10,760 Hey, you fucked it up. 1453 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:11,800 You own the board. 1454 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:17,520 I will finish up potables for 500. 1455 01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:24,900 The answer is this very rare 95.6 through 23 year old American bourbon easily sells for $29.99. 1456 01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,200 If you can find it, we fucked it up. 1457 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,220 What is it? 1458 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:31,560 What is Pappy Van Winkle? 1459 01:11:33,440 --> 01:11:40,920 Yeah, and I would love if you got some of that, I would love some. 1460 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,000 I would love to try that. 1461 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,720 It is good stuff. 1462 01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:46,980 Okay, so we got three categories left. 1463 01:11:46,980 --> 01:11:47,680 You are in control of the board. 1464 01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,060 We got a close tie here, 1,000 to 1,000. 1465 01:11:50,060 --> 01:11:52,800 Anybody can win this one, except probably not the Kamikaze. 1466 01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:53,660 Oh, wow. 1467 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:56,680 Nipples, nipples. 1468 01:11:57,420 --> 01:11:59,680 We will do Def Con History for 100. 1469 01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:04,280 Def Con History for 400, 100. 1470 01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:05,040 Okay . 1471 01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:11,420 Let's see how good you are at math. 1472 01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:12,320 The answer is... 1473 01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:29,800 Well, now you can go double or nothing on a 100 point question. 1474 01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:32,900 That is not supposed to happen, but it does happen from time to time. 1475 01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:36,240 We think you are trying to fuck us over, so we will go for 500. 1476 01:12:36,240 --> 01:12:36,920 500. 1477 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,000 You are going to split the difference. 1478 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:43,760 Okay, for 500 points and the avoidance of the dreaded near beer, the answer is... 1479 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:48,040 The number of times Hacker Jeopardy has been held at Def Con. 1480 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:54,060 Yeah, because you heard the answer from the first game, you are paying attention. 1481 01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:01,800 Counting this one, because it is actually happening. 1482 01:13:02,560 --> 01:13:05,560 Number of Hacker Jeopardies that we have had at Def Con. 1483 01:13:06,460 --> 01:13:07,980 He is checking his badge. 1484 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:13,400 Oh, come on. 1485 01:13:15,560 --> 01:13:17,440 What is 22? 1486 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:20,220 What is 22 is correct. 1487 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:21,000 All right. 1488 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:29,790 All right. 1489 01:13:29,790 --> 01:13:31,010 Well done, gentlemen. 1490 01:13:31,010 --> 01:13:32,850 That was a good 500 point gain. 1491 01:13:32,850 --> 01:13:33,750 And we are on the board. 1492 01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:34,630 What do you want? 1493 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:41,380 I think I am going to switch over to a huge election. 1494 01:13:41,380 --> 01:13:42,320 Oh, wow. 1495 01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:47,710 200. 1496 01:13:47,890 --> 01:13:48,750 What do you want? 1497 01:13:48,750 --> 01:13:49,770 Huge election. 1498 01:13:49,770 --> 01:13:50,930 Okay, huge election. 1499 01:13:50,930 --> 01:13:55,190 Remember, we are going to give you the quote, and you tell me the potential candidate. 1500 01:13:55,190 --> 01:13:56,710 For 100 points. 1501 01:13:57,790 --> 01:13:59,650 I am really rich. 1502 01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:01,890 Haffenborn. 1503 01:14:01,890 --> 01:14:03,230 Who is Donald Trump? 1504 01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:05,310 Who is Donald Trump is correct. 1505 01:14:06,650 --> 01:14:08,310 That was easy. 1506 01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:13,340 Okay, you are on the board. 1507 01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:13,920 What do you want? 1508 01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,880 Huge election for 200, please. 1509 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,800 Huge election for 200. 1510 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:18,500 The answer is... 1511 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:24,000 It's not God's plan that I be president in 2016 or maybe ever. 1512 01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:24,860 Even ever. 1513 01:14:24,860 --> 01:14:25,800 Who is Ted Cruz? 1514 01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:26,940 Who is Ted Cruz? 1515 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:29,480 No, that is not Ted Cruz's quote. 1516 01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:31,580 Although we all might wish it were. 1517 01:14:32,740 --> 01:14:34,040 Either other team. 1518 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:35,080 Who is not... 1519 01:14:35,080 --> 01:14:36,800 Okay, Kamikazes. 1520 01:14:36,800 --> 01:14:38,080 Who is Marco Rubio? 1521 01:14:38,080 --> 01:14:39,980 Who is Marco Rubio is correct. 1522 01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:44,820 Who is now running for re-election in Florida is a state senator. 1523 01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:46,520 Okay, well done. 1524 01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:47,320 You are on the board. 1525 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,120 What do you want? 1526 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:48,900 Kamikazes. 1527 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:50,340 Talk to me, Goose. 1528 01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:52,640 Huge election for 300. 1529 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:54,900 Huge election for 300. 1530 01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,040 The answer is... 1531 01:14:56,740 --> 01:14:58,340 There are a lot of people who love me. 1532 01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,940 They just won't vote for me. 1533 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,260 Hey, we need beer over here. 1534 01:15:04,260 --> 01:15:05,020 Come on, pay attention. 1535 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:05,480 Move the beer. 1536 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:05,880 Move the beer. 1537 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:06,580 Move the beer. 1538 01:15:06,680 --> 01:15:07,820 Quit playing with your boobs. 1539 01:15:08,980 --> 01:15:10,340 A lot of people love me. 1540 01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:11,940 They just won't vote for me. 1541 01:15:13,140 --> 01:15:14,660 Come on, move the beer. 1542 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:17,760 Going once. 1543 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,240 Kamikazes, what do you got? 1544 01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:22,140 Who is Bush? 1545 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:23,000 Who is Bush? 1546 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:24,800 No, not correct. 1547 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,840 Because nobody loves Bush as much as we love Bush, right? 1548 01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:30,620 Okay. 1549 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,800 Going once. 1550 01:15:35,240 --> 01:15:36,320 Going twice. 1551 01:15:36,320 --> 01:15:38,380 Man's have an epileptic fit out there. 1552 01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:39,820 Let's see what you got. 1553 01:15:45,050 --> 01:15:47,090 Abuse that, man. 1554 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:50,490 My mom's still alive and she's a nice lady. 1555 01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,000 Who is Christie? 1556 01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,120 Is not correct. 1557 01:15:59,940 --> 01:16:00,860 Who is Ted Cruz? 1558 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:01,340 Okay, we're out. 1559 01:16:01,340 --> 01:16:02,120 One more. 1560 01:16:05,550 --> 01:16:07,470 The kid, what did he say? 1561 01:16:13,350 --> 01:16:14,770 Yes, the kid's got it right. 1562 01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:15,670 It was Ben Carson. 1563 01:16:15,670 --> 01:16:16,410 All right. 1564 01:16:18,730 --> 01:16:21,450 A future American leader here, if I ever saw one. 1565 01:16:21,590 --> 01:16:23,110 You do not want to come up here. 1566 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:24,390 This is like not what... 1567 01:16:24,390 --> 01:16:25,950 This is I bleach stuff, okay? 1568 01:16:25,950 --> 01:16:28,890 Mom is going to wait about 10 years for this in your life. 1569 01:16:28,890 --> 01:16:31,350 Okay, back to the board. 1570 01:16:31,350 --> 01:16:32,250 Come on, we got it. 1571 01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:35,930 Kamikaze pilots, there's no reason you should have control of the board, but you do. 1572 01:16:36,190 --> 01:16:37,470 What do you want? 1573 01:16:39,190 --> 01:16:40,810 Huge election for 400. 1574 01:16:41,030 --> 01:16:44,070 Huge election for 400. 1575 01:16:44,390 --> 01:16:45,370 The answer is... 1576 01:16:52,270 --> 01:16:54,070 Don't fuck it up. 1577 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,010 Don't fuck it up. 1578 01:16:58,910 --> 01:17:01,510 All righty, well, we're running out of clothing. 1579 01:17:01,510 --> 01:17:05,270 We're running out of clothing for Vanna, but you're probably running out of ideas. 1580 01:17:05,390 --> 01:17:06,210 So what are you going to bet? 1581 01:17:06,210 --> 01:17:08,030 You're 1,200 in the hole. 1582 01:17:08,030 --> 01:17:11,110 You can bet up to $500 of government money. 1583 01:17:11,510 --> 01:17:14,210 Which means I know who you're voting for this fall. 1584 01:17:14,210 --> 01:17:17,090 We'll bet all $500 of government money. 1585 01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:18,690 Let's see what you get for 500 points. 1586 01:17:18,690 --> 01:17:19,950 The answer is... 1587 01:17:19,950 --> 01:17:22,770 I will continue to travel this country and fight. 1588 01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:28,680 Party, yep. 1589 01:17:29,780 --> 01:17:33,060 I will continue to travel this country and fight. 1590 01:17:33,060 --> 01:17:34,560 Who is Bernie Sanders? 1591 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:38,260 Who is Bernie Sanders is not attributed to that quote. 1592 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:39,960 Oh, dear. 1593 01:17:42,340 --> 01:17:44,520 Here comes some more abuse. 1594 01:17:47,590 --> 01:17:49,630 All right, cat of nine tails. 1595 01:17:51,930 --> 01:17:53,990 Oh, he's taking it for the whole team. 1596 01:17:53,990 --> 01:17:55,630 He's going to take one for the team. 1597 01:17:55,930 --> 01:17:56,970 What a man. 1598 01:17:57,230 --> 01:17:59,290 Yeah, don't go up between the legs. 1599 01:17:59,290 --> 01:18:01,030 That kind of hurts on the recoil. 1600 01:18:02,710 --> 01:18:04,570 All right, nothing to waste the time. 1601 01:18:04,570 --> 01:18:07,650 Who remembers this candidate dropped out of the race? 1602 01:18:08,830 --> 01:18:09,770 Going once. 1603 01:18:09,770 --> 01:18:12,110 You see, this is why this person never won. 1604 01:18:12,110 --> 01:18:15,270 The answer is, of course, who is Carly Fiorina? 1605 01:18:16,790 --> 01:18:18,530 We're back to the board. 1606 01:18:18,790 --> 01:18:20,410 Kamikazes, what do you want? 1607 01:18:22,290 --> 01:18:23,750 Oh, man. 1608 01:18:25,870 --> 01:18:27,970 He gets style points for that one. 1609 01:18:28,050 --> 01:18:29,070 What do you want? 1610 01:18:29,070 --> 01:18:30,210 Going once. 1611 01:18:30,210 --> 01:18:31,390 DEF CON history. 1612 01:18:31,390 --> 01:18:33,550 DEF CON history for 200. 1613 01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:38,830 The answer is, the most number of DEF CONs held at the same venue. 1614 01:18:42,890 --> 01:18:44,470 Yeah, really, this... 1615 01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:48,090 I'm pretty sure some people have been to all of those. 1616 01:18:50,710 --> 01:18:51,950 Going once. 1617 01:18:51,950 --> 01:18:52,750 He doesn't have... 1618 01:18:54,590 --> 01:18:56,330 Going twice. 1619 01:18:59,590 --> 01:19:03,390 And going out to the audience, gentlemen. 1620 01:19:04,210 --> 01:19:06,950 What is seven is correct. 1621 01:19:08,530 --> 01:19:10,950 We got some stuff for you. 1622 01:19:10,950 --> 01:19:12,790 Yeah, the Alexis Park. 1623 01:19:12,870 --> 01:19:14,410 That was an awesome place. 1624 01:19:14,410 --> 01:19:15,370 Look at this. 1625 01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:20,770 Here's a political thing that would have been better for the huge election, but congratulations. 1626 01:19:20,770 --> 01:19:22,870 By the way, we got some more of these shirts. 1627 01:19:22,870 --> 01:19:24,810 We're selling them for EFF donations. 1628 01:19:24,810 --> 01:19:26,190 100% goes to EFF. 1629 01:19:26,330 --> 01:19:27,730 We'll do 30 bucks on them. 1630 01:19:27,790 --> 01:19:29,130 Okay, back to the board. 1631 01:19:29,130 --> 01:19:29,610 You own it. 1632 01:19:29,610 --> 01:19:31,310 Come on, Cosby Pilots, what do you think? 1633 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:37,280 You don't deserve it, but it's still your board. 1634 01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:40,740 Say what for 400? 1635 01:19:40,740 --> 01:19:42,600 Say what for 400? 1636 01:19:43,640 --> 01:19:44,500 The answer is... 1637 01:19:45,340 --> 01:19:47,780 Gunter, glieben, glauchen, globen. 1638 01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:51,900 Come on, Dan, what you got? 1639 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:55,360 What is pretty fly for a white guy? 1640 01:19:57,430 --> 01:19:59,390 Pretty fly for a white guy. 1641 01:20:00,490 --> 01:20:02,530 No, it is not the original. 1642 01:20:02,530 --> 01:20:03,190 That's totally correct. 1643 01:20:03,190 --> 01:20:04,750 They copied it? 1644 01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:05,970 Yeah. 1645 01:20:05,970 --> 01:20:08,270 All right, we'll give them that too, because we had two of them. 1646 01:20:08,270 --> 01:20:08,950 All right. 1647 01:20:09,150 --> 01:20:15,550 The one that I remember is Rock of Ages from Leopard from 83, but it was copied as well. 1648 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:35,500 Come on, man. 1649 01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:36,900 Get your shit together. 1650 01:20:36,980 --> 01:20:38,280 I love this job. 1651 01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:41,340 But it was the right answer, too. 1652 01:20:41,620 --> 01:20:43,060 Okay, you own the board. 1653 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:45,840 We'll go for... 1654 01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:47,340 There goes my 12-step program. 1655 01:20:47,340 --> 01:20:48,220 What do you want? 1656 01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:49,860 DEF CON history for 300. 1657 01:20:49,860 --> 01:20:52,040 DEF CON history for 300. 1658 01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:53,500 The answer is... 1659 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:58,920 This DEF CON was held at the hotel recently named Nomad Las Vegas. 1660 01:21:09,590 --> 01:21:12,210 Oh, yeah, this just happened about a month ago. 1661 01:21:13,190 --> 01:21:15,910 All right, I'll give you a hint. 1662 01:21:15,910 --> 01:21:17,750 It was my first DEF CON. 1663 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:22,860 Go on once. 1664 01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:25,060 Kamikazes. 1665 01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:27,300 What is Alexis Park? 1666 01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:30,260 What is Alexis Park is not the name of a DEF CON. 1667 01:21:30,260 --> 01:21:30,940 No. 1668 01:21:36,060 --> 01:21:39,440 This DEF CON was held at the hotel recently renamed Nomad. 1669 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:40,840 I just drove past Alexis Park. 1670 01:21:40,840 --> 01:21:42,180 It's still called the Alexis Park. 1671 01:21:42,180 --> 01:21:43,640 Other teams, go on once. 1672 01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:45,160 Go on twice. 1673 01:21:45,700 --> 01:21:47,960 Oh, this person dancing down the aisle. 1674 01:21:49,540 --> 01:21:51,860 What is DEF CON for at the Monte Carlo? 1675 01:21:51,860 --> 01:21:53,340 Absolutely, you got it. 1676 01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:58,400 Okay, back to the board. 1677 01:21:58,400 --> 01:21:59,920 You have four things left. 1678 01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:01,340 Let's make the most of them. 1679 01:22:01,340 --> 01:22:01,960 What do you want? 1680 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:04,220 More DEF CON history, please. 1681 01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,740 Okay, DEF CON history for 400. 1682 01:22:10,160 --> 01:22:11,020 The answer is... 1683 01:22:11,820 --> 01:22:16,340 This first DEF CON which Wynn Schwartow spoke about HERF guns. 1684 01:22:18,240 --> 01:22:19,780 Oh, even Wynn can't remember that. 1685 01:22:19,780 --> 01:22:21,120 You're old, dude. 1686 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:23,040 You fart dust. 1687 01:22:23,040 --> 01:22:27,870 I don't know if he actually spoke. 1688 01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:30,590 Go on once. 1689 01:22:35,430 --> 01:22:37,050 Go on twice. 1690 01:22:37,890 --> 01:22:40,630 Oh, look at that nasty beer going down. 1691 01:22:41,590 --> 01:22:42,590 Really? 1692 01:22:43,210 --> 01:22:45,760 There are three of us who are... 1693 01:22:46,570 --> 01:22:48,610 Two of us would remember this. 1694 01:22:50,610 --> 01:22:51,690 Okay, out to the audience. 1695 01:22:51,690 --> 01:22:53,050 We're saying you have an answer. 1696 01:22:53,170 --> 01:22:53,990 Go on once. 1697 01:22:53,990 --> 01:22:54,710 Go on twice. 1698 01:22:54,710 --> 01:22:55,810 Okay, the answer is... 1699 01:22:55,810 --> 01:22:58,330 What is DEF CON 2? 1700 01:22:58,490 --> 01:23:01,010 You're on the agenda speaking about HERF guns, Wynn. 1701 01:23:01,070 --> 01:23:02,770 Check the DEF CON history pages. 1702 01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:06,150 That was also the first year that we had Hacker Jeopardy. 1703 01:23:07,030 --> 01:23:09,590 Okay, three left. 1704 01:23:09,590 --> 01:23:10,630 All 500s. 1705 01:23:10,630 --> 01:23:13,510 This could swing the game if you get it right. 1706 01:23:13,510 --> 01:23:15,410 DEF CON history for 500, please. 1707 01:23:15,410 --> 01:23:16,970 DEF CON history for 500. 1708 01:23:16,970 --> 01:23:18,170 The answer is... 1709 01:23:18,170 --> 01:23:21,750 The presenter of the first talk at DEF CON 1. 1710 01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:23,350 To hack or not to hack? 1711 01:23:23,350 --> 01:23:25,250 That is not the question. 1712 01:23:27,690 --> 01:23:30,890 Yeah, the first speaker at DEF CON 1. 1713 01:23:32,970 --> 01:23:35,910 I worked with the guy for a couple years at Secure Computing. 1714 01:23:38,650 --> 01:23:41,730 Three, two, one. 1715 01:23:43,230 --> 01:23:44,510 Out to the audience. 1716 01:23:44,510 --> 01:23:45,290 Yes, sir. 1717 01:23:47,010 --> 01:23:48,370 No, it was not Dark Tangent. 1718 01:23:48,370 --> 01:23:49,570 He didn't do that talk. 1719 01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:51,690 He organized it. 1720 01:23:51,690 --> 01:23:52,590 Yeah, this is a tough one. 1721 01:23:52,590 --> 01:23:53,870 That's why it's 500 points. 1722 01:23:53,910 --> 01:23:55,590 It's a buddy of mine, a very dear friend. 1723 01:23:55,590 --> 01:23:58,250 He's been around the industry for a long, long time, obviously. 1724 01:23:58,270 --> 01:23:59,880 Who's Ray Kaplan? 1725 01:24:00,790 --> 01:24:01,870 Yeah. 1726 01:24:03,290 --> 01:24:06,190 Okay, we're down to huge election and... 1727 01:24:06,190 --> 01:24:07,410 Say what? 1728 01:24:08,030 --> 01:24:10,670 What is huge election for 500? 1729 01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:13,290 What is huge election for 500? 1730 01:24:13,290 --> 01:24:14,220 The answer is... 1731 01:24:14,670 --> 01:24:17,390 I believe we're out of time. 1732 01:24:19,790 --> 01:24:21,730 Think about the campaigns. 1733 01:24:23,590 --> 01:24:25,510 Or the lack of them. 1734 01:24:27,390 --> 01:24:28,010 Beer. 1735 01:24:28,010 --> 01:24:29,190 Beer needed. 1736 01:24:29,410 --> 01:24:30,530 Beer needed. 1737 01:24:31,370 --> 01:24:32,570 Come on, ladies. 1738 01:24:32,570 --> 01:24:33,230 You got to be beerin'. 1739 01:24:34,630 --> 01:24:35,950 We be beerin'. 1740 01:24:35,950 --> 01:24:37,210 Okay. 1741 01:24:38,310 --> 01:24:39,510 Going once. 1742 01:24:39,790 --> 01:24:40,790 Going twice. 1743 01:24:40,790 --> 01:24:42,090 Out to the audience. 1744 01:24:44,310 --> 01:24:46,450 Who is Joe Biden is correct. 1745 01:24:46,450 --> 01:24:47,410 I heard the second time. 1746 01:24:47,410 --> 01:24:49,570 Yeah, never got the campaign off the ground. 1747 01:24:49,570 --> 01:24:50,430 They wait a little bit long. 1748 01:24:50,430 --> 01:24:53,010 He had some family losses, you know, kid died and things like that. 1749 01:24:55,110 --> 01:24:55,550 So... 1750 01:24:55,550 --> 01:24:56,690 We got last one. 1751 01:24:56,690 --> 01:24:58,090 Say what for 500? 1752 01:24:59,210 --> 01:25:00,430 I'll remember. 1753 01:25:00,430 --> 01:25:01,690 500 points. 1754 01:25:01,690 --> 01:25:03,390 Get it right, you can be a hero. 1755 01:25:03,570 --> 01:25:04,190 The answer is... 1756 01:25:09,050 --> 01:25:11,850 Good. 1757 01:25:22,310 --> 01:25:25,550 All right. 1758 01:25:25,550 --> 01:25:27,850 Going once. 1759 01:25:27,850 --> 01:25:30,910 Going twice. 1760 01:25:30,910 --> 01:25:33,950 And American Kamikaze pilots about to self-destruct. 1761 01:25:33,950 --> 01:25:34,910 The answer is... 1762 01:25:35,810 --> 01:25:39,090 What is your mom's bleached asshole? 1763 01:25:43,590 --> 01:25:47,010 You know, we give you a premiere. 1764 01:25:47,950 --> 01:25:51,170 We give you access to beautiful women. 1765 01:25:51,170 --> 01:25:53,710 You don't have to pay for that. 1766 01:25:53,950 --> 01:25:55,530 And you pull that shit. 1767 01:25:55,530 --> 01:25:56,850 Same on you. 1768 01:26:00,260 --> 01:26:02,960 Just get off the stage right now. 1769 01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:04,720 Anybody remember this one? 1770 01:26:05,780 --> 01:26:07,680 The name of the song actually is... 1771 01:26:07,680 --> 01:26:08,500 Yeah, I can see it in the back. 1772 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:09,280 Let's hear it. 1773 01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:17,600 Let's see what the answer is. 1774 01:26:17,600 --> 01:26:18,420 What is... 1775 01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:21,320 Na, na, hey, hey, kiss him goodbye. 1776 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:22,860 Okay, a little before everybody's time. 1777 01:26:22,860 --> 01:26:24,680 We're down to the final Hacker Jeopardy question. 1778 01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:25,900 So we're going to total up beers. 1779 01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:30,560 And we're going to total up beers and see who wins to go into the final Hacker Jeopardy round tomorrow. 1780 01:26:30,740 --> 01:26:31,940 So the MC's are going to be totaling beers. 1781 01:26:31,940 --> 01:26:34,600 Stick around because it's going to look like we've got an interesting game here. 1782 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:52,960 Okay, go in once. 1783 01:26:52,960 --> 01:26:53,300 Let's see. 1784 01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:55,060 Get the beers counted. 1785 01:26:55,060 --> 01:26:56,120 Get the beers tabulated. 1786 01:26:58,560 --> 01:27:00,740 They've got to be fully completed beers. 1787 01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:06,260 By the way, yeah, they're going to pull the beers very quickly, so save one for the MC. 1788 01:27:07,980 --> 01:27:09,760 Okay, we've got the numbers in. 1789 01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:15,320 And so, let's take a look at the final Hacker Jeopardy question. 1790 01:27:16,040 --> 01:27:18,400 Better than Hacker Jeopardy? 1791 01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:22,040 What could possibly be better than Hackle Jeopardy? 1792 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,220 Let's see what we've got. 1793 01:27:23,220 --> 01:27:24,800 Off and more, 900 points. 1794 01:27:24,800 --> 01:27:26,760 12 beers, 12 and 100. 1795 01:27:26,840 --> 01:27:28,400 We fucked it up, 1,900. 1796 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:30,060 But 10 beers, 2,900. 1797 01:27:30,060 --> 01:27:31,380 We've got a game! 1798 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:37,420 So, let's go ahead and write down your wager. 1799 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:41,860 I need a wager for the category, Better than Hacker Jeopardy? 1800 01:27:45,540 --> 01:27:47,320 We'll do that next year. 1801 01:27:54,110 --> 01:27:55,370 Have we got any beers left? 1802 01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:56,290 I need one. 1803 01:28:01,900 --> 01:28:03,200 She's great. 1804 01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,140 Okay, we're trying to get the wagers. 1805 01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:09,100 Okay, remember, your answer has to be in the form of a question. 1806 01:28:09,100 --> 01:28:10,140 Well, it doesn't have to be. 1807 01:28:10,140 --> 01:28:12,460 You could be an idiot and not put it in the form of a question. 1808 01:28:12,460 --> 01:28:13,540 But it really would help. 1809 01:28:14,600 --> 01:28:15,780 We've got the wagers. 1810 01:28:18,720 --> 01:28:24,960 Give me a positive integer less than or equal to 2,900. 1811 01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,780 Oh my goodness, okay. 1812 01:28:29,680 --> 01:28:31,340 There's a little bit of gaming going on. 1813 01:28:31,340 --> 01:28:36,000 Let me know, Dave, when you've got the scores locked in, and we'll go ahead and we'll pop that question again. 1814 01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:38,500 Write your answer in the form of a question. 1815 01:28:38,620 --> 01:28:41,040 We'll collect them and we'll see how well you do. 1816 01:28:41,040 --> 01:28:43,060 Dave, let me know when we've got the answers logged in. 1817 01:28:43,060 --> 01:28:45,440 Okay, we've got the points logged in, so let's see. 1818 01:28:45,440 --> 01:28:46,480 Here we go. 1819 01:28:47,380 --> 01:28:54,940 The final answer is, This keynoter hosted the failed DEF CON contest, advertised as, quote, What's this? 1820 01:28:54,940 --> 01:28:56,420 Where's Hacker Jeopardy? 1821 01:28:56,420 --> 01:28:58,900 The simplest explanation is change. 1822 01:28:58,900 --> 01:29:01,320 It's time to mix it up and make things better. 1823 01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:11,080 You've gotten several hints throughout the evening about what's going on here. 1824 01:29:11,540 --> 01:29:15,980 This keynoter that hosted the failed DEF CON contest only lasted once. 1825 01:29:44,020 --> 01:29:46,860 Something that could be better than Hacker Jeopardy? 1826 01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:49,240 Nothing could be better than Hacker Jeopardy! 1827 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:50,040 Do we agree? 1828 01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:50,960 Yeah! 1829 01:29:51,100 --> 01:29:54,140 We've got beer, we've got women, we've got intelligence. 1830 01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:55,800 We need more ladies playing the game. 1831 01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:57,840 We've got, again, submit an email. 1832 01:29:57,840 --> 01:30:00,760 Just send it to hackerjeopardy at gmail.com. 1833 01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:05,220 The autoresponder will kick back, and you'll go ahead and he'll tell you how to submit for a team. 1834 01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:13,660 Alrighty, we're going to go ahead and collect the answers of somebody who thought they could do better than Hacker Jeopardy. 1835 01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,360 What keynoter could do that? 1836 01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:27,730 Not looking good. 1837 01:30:30,630 --> 01:30:33,350 It's probably going to come down to the betting strategy. 1838 01:30:34,390 --> 01:30:39,150 So, let's start with our team that's in the lead. 1839 01:30:39,150 --> 01:30:41,750 We fucked it up with 2,900 points. 1840 01:30:42,090 --> 01:30:45,250 They, um, well, they kind of got it wrong. 1841 01:30:45,750 --> 01:30:47,050 Uh, so what... 1842 01:30:47,690 --> 01:30:48,470 So what... 1843 01:30:50,950 --> 01:30:52,210 What did they wager? 1844 01:30:52,490 --> 01:30:53,790 What did they say? 1845 01:30:53,790 --> 01:30:55,230 Who is win? 1846 01:30:55,330 --> 01:30:58,790 Now, why would win bet against win? 1847 01:30:59,130 --> 01:31:00,130 I want to say... 1848 01:31:00,130 --> 01:31:01,450 It's not logical. 1849 01:31:01,450 --> 01:31:03,110 It is totally illogical. 1850 01:31:03,110 --> 01:31:04,450 Better than Hacker Jeopardy? 1851 01:31:04,510 --> 01:31:05,090 Win. 1852 01:31:05,090 --> 01:31:06,510 How much did they wager? 1853 01:31:07,510 --> 01:31:09,110 799, giving them a total of... 1854 01:31:11,230 --> 01:31:11,970 Oh, I don't know. 1855 01:31:11,970 --> 01:31:12,530 Half and board. 1856 01:31:12,530 --> 01:31:13,270 Let's see what you bet. 1857 01:31:13,270 --> 01:31:14,070 Maybe you got it. 1858 01:31:14,070 --> 01:31:15,030 Half and board. 1859 01:31:15,830 --> 01:31:16,530 What is... 1860 01:31:16,530 --> 01:31:18,090 Yeah, what is the better answer? 1861 01:31:18,230 --> 01:31:20,150 What is John McAfee? 1862 01:31:20,290 --> 01:31:24,470 Who, by the way, I think is hosting a, uh, demon saw party tonight. 1863 01:31:24,470 --> 01:31:25,690 So you can go that over there. 1864 01:31:25,690 --> 01:31:27,330 They got free shuttles going over there. 1865 01:31:27,330 --> 01:31:29,430 It's going to be at the Larry Flint Hustler Club. 1866 01:31:29,430 --> 01:31:31,210 Show your DEF CON badge and get in. 1867 01:31:31,210 --> 01:31:32,490 What is John McAfee? 1868 01:31:32,490 --> 01:31:34,830 He was never a keynoter at DEF CON. 1869 01:31:34,830 --> 01:31:36,390 And never a keynoter at Black Hat. 1870 01:31:36,390 --> 01:31:37,470 So he's wrong. 1871 01:31:37,470 --> 01:31:38,230 So they got it wrong. 1872 01:31:38,230 --> 01:31:39,330 How much did they bet? 1873 01:31:40,170 --> 01:31:41,110 2100. 1874 01:31:41,110 --> 01:31:42,650 Oh, so it fucked it up. 1875 01:31:42,650 --> 01:31:43,550 Got it. 1876 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:48,830 By the way, the answer is a dear friend of mine. 1877 01:31:49,230 --> 01:31:50,090 Let's take a look. 1878 01:31:50,090 --> 01:31:50,870 Richard Thiem. 1879 01:31:50,870 --> 01:31:52,430 The event was Elitist League. 1880 01:31:52,430 --> 01:31:54,190 Lasted one season. 1881 01:31:54,210 --> 01:31:55,390 And we came back. 1882 01:31:55,390 --> 01:31:58,490 So we'll be back again tomorrow night. 1883 01:31:59,210 --> 01:32:00,310 8 o'clock. 1884 01:32:01,210 --> 01:32:03,010 And then the finals. 1885 01:32:03,230 --> 01:32:06,350 These guys are going to try to unseat the 40-time champions. 1886 01:32:06,350 --> 01:32:07,090 Thank you very much. 1887 01:32:07,090 --> 01:32:08,050 You got beer for sale. 1888 01:32:08,050 --> 01:32:09,570 Wonderful having you here. 1889 01:32:09,850 --> 01:32:12,010 We did not fuck it up this time. 1890 01:32:12,490 --> 01:32:13,570 Photo ops available. 1891 01:32:13,570 --> 01:32:15,350 By the way, we got some shirts for the EFF. 1892 01:32:15,350 --> 01:32:16,850 30 bucks for the EFF. 1893 01:32:16,970 --> 01:32:18,910 We'll get the shirts up here, ladies, to help you out.